Needs to be more furry, for that extra touch.
Maybe pig-snout shapped, and with pig-ear headphones.
Ths guy types like an LLM too.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
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Absolute cope pretending that typing speed is somehow the limiting factor here
Can't wait to repeat myself in slightly different ways to get the damn thing to do what i want....
Hey pop a Fleshlight in there and suddenly tomorrow's bus ride to work is starting to look good
"You merely adopted some dumbass shit. I was born in some dumbass shit!"
This is a really big code base...
"For you."
Its the future, bro!
3 major updates in the morning and 30 major bug reports during the rest of the day?
Management decided that the issue tracking system should be set up by the intern, using an LLM to slop out the configuration. The good news is they don't receive any bug reports...ever.
No, don't worry: all the tests are done by AI, and they're all ok with the output. It may create some tensions with the users in production with behaviors the users don't expect or understand, but we no longer call those bugs, it's all because human users are inefficient and should be replaced by AI assistants.
How are they drinking the coffee if they have the masks on to work?
There is another tube that goes up their asses.
Underrated comment of the week
That's not a wire, it's a really long straw
Emergency induction port
“100x developer”
OKAY BUDDY 😂
Why so pessimistic? 1000000x developer sounds much better! /s
Fun fact: The average Linux kernel developer adds probably less than 1100 lines of code per person-year to the kernel. It's estimated 40,000,000 lines of code with over 40,000 person-years of work as input.
That ad-copy... The producers of an infomercial would have told them to tone it down.
I guess if you wear one of these you are probably expected to speak to the AI so much that you won't have the time to think about how ridiculous your job is and how insane you look.
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actually I need one of these for when the d&d session goes into overtime and I'm talking on voip while the wife is sleeping 😂
I've legit woken up the wife while playing D&D...
She asked me what got me so loud and I had no answer because it was a 5 hr session
Three major updates before the coffee's done brewing brings to mind a team scrambling to fix a fuck up, fucking up even more, then scrambling to fix that on top of the original fuck up.
"[Dev1]Oooooh sh*t! Prod is down!! AI, we need to fix this ASAP!
-[CodeAssistant] Please wait, I'm working on a solution.
-[Dev1] No, wait! I haven't given you any details yet!
-[CodeAssistant] Proposed solution: delete entire codebase and database to restart from scratch! Do you want to proceed?
-[Dev2] Mike, do you want to grab a drink after work?
-[Dev1] Yes, sure! … Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
This all kind of implies that the devs can push to prod whenever they want, which isn't how everyone else is set up. Some of us want to cordon off all this chaos, just a little, with release windows and scheduled downtime if needed. Which is yet more LinkedIn Lunatic material.
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Does no one else type faster than they talk?
I max out 80 WPM, but I also speak fucking slow.
Bigger question: who the fuck is bottlenecked by their typing speed?
You can't vibe code your way out of needing to know what to build, how it fits together with what you have, or the things that actually make the job tricky.
You forget that I can now describe the code I want faster than I can write it. Frankly it's irrelevant if the code at the end doesn't do what I want or that I don't know what it does. The speed, baby. Never before could I push this much code this fast. 200+ new bugs a day, four times as fast as I used to be pushing features. The code base is worse than it's ever been and it's only going to get faster from here. This is the future, baby - the vibe coder
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They both...have keyboards.
This is for prompting an LLM. The "senior dev" in this case is not coding anything and neither are typing anything. The idea is that speaking to the LLM is faster than typing a conversation with it.
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good luck with things like :(){:|:};:
That is beautiful by the way. Glyphic.
Edit: man I just went down a rabbit hole trying to decipher it without prior knowledge and I figured it out! Amazing moment. Code is magic!
a less cryptic version of that is
`fork() {
fork|fork
}
fork `
anyway, dont run it especially as root
You think these people code?
No they whisper codebases lol
This isn't what those doofuses are doing, but you actually can do voice coding with an app called Talon-voice. I use it sometimes when my repetitive stress injury gets irritated.
Wearing a surgical mask to protect others is tyrannical, but wearing this fucking muzzle to maximize profits for your corpo overlords is freedom. Get it right!
"Verbally shipped 3 updates"
=> telling the thing to upload said update instead of clicking it.
Wow very impressive.
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When I was younger I wanted this so I could type or write by dictation while walking, cause with ADHD thats the only time my brain works is when I'm moving, so I wanted to be able to do stuff and type or write while moving
And we built it, but now its for ai... 😅 weird timeline
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shipped three major updates
Aside from what's obviously wrong with that from a technical point of view...as a user I loathe this shit. Like, you think I love it, if your shitty software is nagging me every three hours to update?
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