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[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Does no one else type faster than they talk?

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bigger question: who the fuck is bottlenecked by their typing speed?

You can't vibe code your way out of needing to know what to build, how it fits together with what you have, or the things that actually make the job tricky.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

You forget that I can now describe the code I want faster than I can write it. Frankly it's irrelevant if the code at the end doesn't do what I want or that I don't know what it does. The speed, baby. Never before could I push this much code this fast. 200+ new bugs a day, four times as fast as I used to be pushing features. The code base is worse than it's ever been and it's only going to get faster from here. This is the future, baby - the vibe coder

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I max out 80 WPM, but I also speak fucking slow.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I type slower than I talk, but partly because I'm usually thinking through what I'm typing and not as I'm talking

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m usually thinking

Well there's your problem. No need to bother with that anymore.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Let chatgpt do your thinking for you, and don't forget to let it know your plane landed safely!

For me they are roughly on par with each other when accounting for stutter and autocorrect/ me being stupid and mixing up spelling styles. Regardless voice recognition software almost always shits the bed with my accent eventually since it gets thicker the longer I talk, it doesn't like my fucked up mix of American brogue, old arkansaner, and standard southern Californian even got a bit of German Minnesota mixed in.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I type waaaaayyyyyy slower than I talk. And I talk waaaayyyy slower than I think. And I would definitely destroy any computer trying to keep up with my random and meaningless thoughts.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think better standing and walking around. Voice notes have been a thing forever

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I sometimes can type faster than I normally speak, but that depends on the keyboard (needs something without a membrane sensing apparatus (not rubber domes) for it to work), and I sometimes can type faster than I could think clearly, which can be detrimental to the quality of output. But hey, at a company, they could use it as a metric.