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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

It is the WURST.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.

It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.

[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers

[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Tumourmaxxing

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

rice

I died

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

You eat small edgy dolls

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah nah the brat diet doesn't entice me that much, I want to hear what the brat tamer diet is.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 2 months ago

you can only eat subaru pickups

[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu

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[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago
  • beer
  • red bull
  • aspirin
  • tacos
[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only eating Charli XCX, obviously

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah I'm not usually a fad diet guy, but I'm willing to give that one a try

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

Girl dinner.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beer and tobacco.

mainly leaves and grains.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's vegan!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Bratwurst
Rhubarb
Alcohol
Tangerines

The recipes are wild.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

You can only eat misbehaving children

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "I'm 18 living on my own for the first time" diet.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Ooo yeah, bananas, ramen, applesauce, tequila

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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm down, shit. I'll do the veggie chopping as long as we skip eggplant.

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[–] PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Broccoli

Radishes

Algae

Tarantulas

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Boy Rats Are Tasty

Lots of protein.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

It’s merely a modest proposal

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Boiled RATs only

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Boofing and Really Awesome Techno

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

IDK what they eat but they drink Prime

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Beer Radish and Tab

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!

[–] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

(Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don't forget to prepare it in your

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bratwurst

bRatwurst

brAtwurst

braTwurst

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Charlie XCX

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

B ussy

R imming

A nalingus

T umeric

[–] FRYD@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I mean… I had rum and french fries for dinner 3 times last week

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.

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