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From BBC News: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd9w8xk75ndt Title as of 16:15 EDT.
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I don't know about you, but the "filthy" air invading my home is caused by the 70,000 acres of forest burning my own state......
****This is what can happen if you do not properly manage the fire burden of forests by allowing fire to consume the dead trees and ground cover. But god forbid the tourists from big cities see a section of burned forests! They tend to get all riled up.
I want off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.
The ONLY reason he is aware of this is because the air in DC sucks.
Hope it kills him faster
Quick, divert ICE to dealing with that invasion instead.
As a punishment for Canadian wildfires, Trump raises taxes that only Americans pay.
Make it make sense, challenge level impossible
From BBC News: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd9w8xk75ndt Title as of 16:15 EDT.
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Literally old man yells at cloud.
Take my energy tiny blood clot
This assfuck is all-in on AI and data centers. He doesn't give a fuck about the air.
He could help Canada, but he won't. It's all about bullshit. He needs to feed his fat fucking cow followers with endless bullshit. No gaps in the feedings. Bullshit day and night.
I mean, careful what you wish for: legislators could troll Trump by drafting bills that use the same language to go after his agencies that have screwed up air quality, water quality, etc.
Trump should put 100% import tariff on wildfire smoke.
I only breathe smoke from domestic wild fires and AI data centers.
Dear Canada,
I am really sorry about the senile old fuckwit criminal that some of us decided to let run wild. I tried to tell the other fuckwits that it was a terrible idea. They did not listen.
Sincerely,
Your Friend in the Banana Republic to the South
Where does the US grow bananas?
Hawaii
Old Man Yells at Cloud
Now Canada is distracting from the Epstein files...
Is he saying the atmosphere is a shared resource that no nation should be filling with pollution?
It's fascinating how close he is to getting it, while the world knows he never, never will.
I mean, he has done more for renewable energy than any previous president.
He's increased the cost of gasoline, and done wonders for the electrical grid in Cuba.
It's just another excuse to shit on and threaten Canada.
Meh, weaponized hypocrisy is 99% of what comes out of his blubbery bitch-ass.
No, he's saying that the atmosphere is a resource owned by the US and that other countries should pay for it.
This comes from the rake the forests guy.
Nowadays he alternates between old man yelling at cloud and batshit insane.
Bet those windmills would be nice to have now.
I think you mean turbines?
As a Canadian in the middle of these wildfires, which fire marshalls and environmental scientists have been warning about for years, I'm glad Doug Ford is getting chastised by his big buddy over a problem that should weigh heavily on his shoulders.
And yes, please, set a precedent to start treating the air as a shared resource. I can't wait to see what kind of penalties get levied against the US once we make that a thing.
I know he'll forget the whole thing once he starts sundowning tonight, but a girl can dream.
Can't ICE just shoot the dirty air for moving in the general direction of one of those masked goons? They could fear for their life or something.
He's this close to understanding externalized costs...
Hmm when compensation from America since they are now invading us with vile smoke from Oregon and Idaho at this very moment?
This fucking dumbass. Lets tariff them, that will surely stop them creating all this smoke. The outcome from his liberation day tariff war was so abysmal I'm surprised he's not too ashamed to utter the word ever again.
That would require an iota of self-awareness.
Tariff THEM? Do Americans not know how tariffs work? This is like punching yourself in the face and then saying you got beat up.
Trying to blame his own butt stench on Canada.
Maybe the smell is coming from the Epstein files. Try airing 'em out!
Our windmills arent actually windmills, they're fans, and we're blowing all the smoke at you!
I always wondered how they made the wind...
You promised to spend that money on rakes!!
Jesus Christ he is stupid
Interesting... Though not nearly as interesting as the epstein files. WHERE ARE THEY!?
So this is where he gets cancer and croaks? Cuz I've probably have my cancer and probably will croak. Hopefully after him. I don't want to miss it when he does. C'mon pretzel! 🥜 Peanut! Get in there!
Blah blah blah.
Suck it up, butterrump.
This is what happens when we don't vote. GET OUT AND VOTE!
Seriously. I've said this many times before.
Not everything Rump says is newsworthy. Reporters need to learn when to ignore the moron.
Drill baby drill.
Ps. This applies also to our pipeline-suckling prime minister.