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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

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Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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Celebrate the fourth by blowing up a piece of it with fireworks

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Nothing to celebrate anymore.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

We used to hide in the basement with our pup and watch a movie. She could still hear the fireworks, but it seemed to take the edge off.

Current pup has gone deaf in his old age. Before then, he'd growl and bark at both thunder and fireworks. Now he just sleeps through it.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

have a hound that couldn't give two fucks about the cacophony. also have a staffie that will try to dig through the linoleum in the basement trying to get away from the cacophony. fucking bullshit rah rah patriotism, and some poor kid is gonna get third degree burns or lose most of a hand, whoopee 'merika

[–] CAVOK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fireworks are generally not allowed near airports, so getting a room at an airport hotel might be a good way to g give you and your pup some peace and quiet. Just a tip.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

haha I live miles from Boeing field and SeaTac. Nope.

This is actually happening in my community and we're trying to get the guy to leave. He's a part of a PMC and they are doing drills and testing. The howitzer is very loud and disruptive. I could probably find the New York Times article on if if people are interested

[–] DevDave@piefed.social 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Heh, I live in a racially mixed neighborhood where the Mexicans help the rest of the us find the "good stuff". I have been in an actual war zone but my neighborhood is at WW1 level amounts of black powder and badly made improvised explosives with copper, magnesium, and titanium sprinkled in for seasoning. Last year there were teenagers with eight inch mortars which I cannot convey how insanely illegal those are.

Kind of amazing we haven't set the neighborhood or even a single house on fire now that I think about it.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Not so much illegal as commercial. For professional use only.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Celebrating america's freedom by triggering all of our traumatized veterans with inescapable rapid-fire explosions for three weeks straight!

Who the fuck even thought of this?

[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

It makes more sense when you realize that Americans don't actually give a shit about their veterans, they just like virtue signalling like they do. The VA would be in much better shape if they actually cared.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 hours ago

Oh, trust me, I know. Especially republicans...

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

I love how often they're being replaced by drone shows! If they fail, all the do is drop to the ground, not explode peoples hands off. I was at a fireworks show where the tube stand holding some fireworks fell flat and launched fireworks at the crowd, luckily they were on water, on a barge far enough away and it dropped downwards enough to just go into the water. I was in the trajectory with two small kids. I don't think I've been to another show since then.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

14th of July is the day in France for fireworks, there's the fireworks set by the city for 30min and after that everyone goes back home, dont have people setting them off all night 🤷

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

I like fireworks. I don't like when people continue to set them off at odd hours weeks after the 4th.

I think complaining about fireworks on a day of celebration is some grumpy old NIMBY shit.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I agree. There's a time and place. It's the 4th, and maybe new years

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah caring about the environment is nimbyism...

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

You ever taken a look at your local level politics? It's mostly NIMBYs trying to use environmental law not to protect the environment, but to protect their property value and keep out "undesirables."

They're also trying to shut down night clubs, roadblock any method of transportation that isn't car-oriented, enact curfews, and generally just suck all the joy out of life like these no-fireworks having fun police.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Y'all are why the right thinks the left is full of whining pussies.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

meanwhile the right has a lock on stumpy claw hands, emergency room visits and hearing damage.

oof, those silly libs afraid to live a little

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

Why should I care what they think?

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

These idiots keep me up all night, but at least I'm super tired when I get called in to check out what's left of their hands or face. Great situation all around, so fun, every single year.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

No, they think that because they're morons

[–] TTimo@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

The one thing that it's ok to blame China for.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Thank you. Fuck fireworks and the apes who enjoy them.

That aside, what do you even have to celebrate? Fuck you if you're proud of any of this.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I’ve never thought about the country when lighting off fireworks. It is just the time of year to do it.

All of the points OP put down to not light off fireworks I completely agree with. Maybe “apes” is the correct description because that boom boom sparkle really fires off the seratonin in me.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

Once we actually get rid of slavery and stop lynching black people I'll set off a firework or two

[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 17 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I love fireworks shows done responsibly, our local show is on a beach away from most of civilization and wild life.

That said I think a drone show is cooler, better for the environment, and would love to see densely populated towns replace them with drones.

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