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Electric cars have to make noise on purpose because otherwise it would be a silent car. And most of these noises are are weird futuristic WEEEE-00000 UFO sounds. Therefore I posit that we should be able to change the noises our electric cars make

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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

They're the same for safety. People need to build a subconscious mental model of what a car sounds like so they can be safe as pedestrians and cyclists.

If there were 1000 different sounds, that mental model would never form.

[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I want to do this very thing if/when I have an electric car. I specifically want that old school cartoon jalopy sound. Put put put put BANG BANG put put put put

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Horn goes arOOga.

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[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's a great idea! I would just record myself making car noises and use that.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That's the best idea!

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[–] Scout@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a you think you want this but you don't moment. If this is allowed you will constantly hear ads or people saying check out my channel at annoying.TV as they use driverless cars to circle your block.

[–] teft@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They already do that with moving billboards. In my neighborhood the billboards are louder than my tv at half volume. Really pisses me off when they roll by.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

That vehicle seems to have six vulnerable tires.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I'd finally have a use for all those ringtones I bought in the 2000s

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

8-bit linkin park here I come!

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’d argue the sound should be standardized across all models. It needs to be immediately recognizable to nearby pedestrians.

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes, because that is actually the purpose of those sounds. Not to sound "cool" but to warn pedestrians the otherwise nearly silent car may be moving.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's like saying that you think we should be able to customize our headlights to show the bat signal or something.

Like people die because of this shit, I frankly could not care less about what you wish your car sounded like.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Just like this:

[–] vorpuni@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I don't think the manufacturers want to open that can of worms. You do have a choice of different sounds on some cars. I think it's good that they all sound similar, making them more recognisable.

Old hybrids didn't have those sounds and they're dead quiet at low speeds which is creepy.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Also, if you can customise the sound, you can remove the sound, which would defeat the purpose of the regulations.

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[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I want the sound of a man making car noises with his mouth

Just like saying "THUNK" when the doors close or "vrrrrrrr- Vrrrrrrrr" or making engine starting noised when you turn it on

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[–] nocteb@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It obviously needs to be the Jetson's sound

https://youtu.be/4NgSZ8sjDgU

[–] fisch@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

As someone who lives in a city and is constantly exposed to car noise: No.

Like, people have no idea how loud cars are. When I turn the volume of my ear buds to 100%, it hurts my ears. It's so loud it's uncomfortable. But when I'm riding my bike along the street to the city center, I can barely hear my podcasts, even at 100%

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[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not suggesting the following is standard, but the specific sound my car makes allows for people to not just hear the car, but to also know what direction the sound is coming from. The sound is engineered this way.

Compare this with those utility trucks that have those signature "reverse/backing up" (beep...beep...beep) sounds. You can hear it, but it's almost impossible to tell from what direction. It's been a complaint by blind people, and there's still worker incidents where they step into a moving path of a vehicle despite the sound.

You can even make sounds that work against this technique. Home audio systems use directional audio to give the effect of sounds being in certain locations. I wouldn't want people to be able to change a car sound to something that is more dangerous.

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weird that no car manufacturer implemented some overpriced "car sound store" where you can change the obnoxious default UFO sound with another sound from a list for only $29.99 each

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Under 20 I want choo-choo train noise, 20-50 would be tie fighter noise, over 50 flight of the valkyries.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm of two minds about this. On one hand, I could drive a car that makes a TIE fighter sound, or the time machine DeLorean from Back to the Future.

On the other hand, someone could have their car make the Dumb and Dumber "most annoying sound in the world," or just one long continuous wet fart, or pro-fascist propaganda. Or worse, something completely silent and incredibly dangerous.

Maybe if you could download special sound packs, like you can for GPSes. I bet Lucasfilm and Universal would go for that.

[–] Zorg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Silent is actually the easy one, for many EVs you can just pull the fuse for the noise maker. It was pretty cool rolling down our driveway in a near completely silent car, but it felt very wrong, immediately replaced the fuse.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You already can on some. Hella videos of people doing it in Teslas, but my BF's hybrid can also change the electric engine sound (or just leave it silent).

[–] ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

one of the neighbours tesla would make horse drawn cart noise. not sure if they still can do that. i dont live there anymore...

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

You can but it takes some work

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Would absolutely drive around with the spaceship noise from Scooby Doo.

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (11 children)

The sound from a car is mostly tire noise.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Can you imagine the sound of traffic if you lived next to a main road 🤣

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[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I wish I could change the sound on mine. When we reverse it sounds like a Temu TARDIS.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago

Mambo de Chocobo lets go

[–] mortalic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The Hyundai Ioniq 5 N lets you do that. But it's also crazy money.

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