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Halp my pp is haunted.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
37?!
In a row?!
Who the fuck was the snitch!
No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing
My wife, unfortunately.
Post nut ~~clarity~~ sanctity.
Big fan of your work here. Well done.
For context - https://youtu.be/ujuGKvMSeWA
What's fellti?
That's a grown-up thing, you'll learn soon enough.
Edit: having now watched the clip I see the endless ways I could've answered this better. Goddammit.
I think it's a kind of pasta
It's supposed to read fellatio, but whoever captioned this tried to censor it, was just the only option I found in my 30 second search for this image.
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And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.
As an atheist I've suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
No worries, the pope is on the way.
A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little ~~trick~~ prick.
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
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Um hi I have a demon
My friend Jim... he also has a, demon, in him. ya.
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When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
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There, you see? The Catholic Church was simply about saving the children.
EVERY SPERM IS SAAACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GREAAAAAAT!!!
Close, but the catholics are misogynist enough that women cannot be pastors.
That’s just the next thing you do when praying the gay away doesn’t work.
Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They're in me and I desperately need this woman's help. Please. I'm suffering.
Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.
The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.
We were lied to by ID Software on how an expert demon slayer looks like!! I'd ask for my money back, but I don't think they'd accept a pregnancy test that I play Doom on back...
I have a gluttony demon. This may require repeat appointment-Er, I mean "anointments"
I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme
Yes, Semen Demons Part 1-19. It's so good to see the congregation come together.
Fair warning: these are real tearjerkers, so keep tissues handy.
🤜💦 🥲
Should've advertised it as an exorcism.
I'm sure you have to be an acquainted faithful to receive that service
If I knew there were bjs to be had I'd have been willing to give church a shot. The few times I went there it was just a crabby old man reading his storybook to everyone.
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So you should all know that I founding a new church!
The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!
Got a clean bill of health? You're welcome at my church!
Pretty sure I've seen that plot somewhere
Hallelujah
But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.
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