So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.
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Windows is Monster. Will give you your caffeine fix, does what is supposed to do, but will slowly destroy your body.
Mac os. Windows wouldn't be coffee at all
Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks
Overpriced and mid? Yup, checks out
I use this:

Except my stove top is electric.
I use LinuxMint by the way.
That's just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there's no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.
Here, use this:

A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, pour, then let it froth slightly, then pour again.
I use Arch and Debian depending on what I think is easiest.

Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.
But also it burns the coffee
It does not. A regular percolator does, as it circulates the coffee back into the boiling water, unlike a moka pot, where the finished coffee does not sit at the bottom close to the heat, but in the top compartment. You should take it off the stove as soon as it’s done to avoid getting the finished coffee back to a boil or overextracting the coffee but if you do it right, they make really good coffee. There are even some versions that feature a valve, so the coffee is cooked at a higher pressure, getting it a little closer to espresso and producing a nice –albeit short lived – crema.
Tbh confused how you even managed to burn the coffe with this, as it is just evaporating water that filters through the coffee above - like did you put the coffee in the bottom part? 🤔
Only when you use it wrong.
That sounds an awful lot like the blaming the user. Maybe it really is the slackware of coffee.
It's easy to blame the user when they don't bother to read the manual or follow basic instructions.
Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw
Aeropress and PopOs
Aeropress gang, but running mint.
Same. "Works pretty well out of the box but I have the option to fuck it up"
That's the best description I've heard in a while. Also, the user interface hasn't changed in a decade.
I was gonna say, how do you know an aeropress/nixos user - they'll tell you. But Debian works too 😂
Aeropress and Fedora! Apparently I should use Chemex instead

Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.
Excuse me but I'm a Debian user and I'm not using the same system since 10 years.
More like 30 years.