For eating Switch/Switch 2 game cards.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.
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bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.
It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.
dental dam?
Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin' a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard
I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?
Shit I didn't know these existed
I like the phrasing of “want” rather than “need.”
It was originally “want.” They became addicted, so now it’s “need.”
I've only ever seen them use in short video media about taking foul-tasting TCM, so the want vs need seems to make sense
But we don't taste with the tongue, just bitter, salty, etc.
Turner Classic Movies?
Traditional Chinese Medicine
That makes far more sense than what came up when I searched TCM. Thank you.
Originally, it served a need. Now, I imagine, it serves a want.
I mean they can definitely overlap. I want to live so I want and need my medication. That kind of thing.
I think my amusement is more that “those who want to take very bitter medicines” sounds to me more like they’re doing it on a whim. :)
If it was really for traditional medicine as I inferred from a neighbouring thread, it was more of a whim
Yeah I just woke up but it took me a minute figure out what was happening. I thought it was saying that people prefer the bitter medicine, so I was confused why they didn't want to taste it.
People don't like the taste of blue waffles?
This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
Also you clean up first, just saying
If its spreadable its edible
Mmmm, Nutella
Wait, when did they staying putting corn in this shit‽
Savor the flavor
Pass
Tongue condoms?
Imagine your tongue getting pregnant
Imagine your dick getting pregnant, and your child bursting out of it like an alien.
Hyenas don't have to imagine this.
I'm not sure that's normally how that works. That is the condom doesn't go on the thing that gets pregnant.
I know they technically exist. But I've never seen one in any store in any country I've been.
I think they have to teach you how to use it at the doctor and they give it to you. Not positive though.
Most public health programs have some available to give away, but commercially they're rare because few people want to pay over a dollar per condom for them.
What makes them nice is you can safely put one in hours before sex happens. Add some silicone lube (which they don't have a problem with), wear a loose skirt, and you have a perfect setup for spontaneous sex in a risky location.
You know, you're making good points.
Tonguedoms.
Hallowed be thy name. Thy tonguedom come.
I think a tongue dom is something different though...
Or for eating some merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango
at that point youre just challenging your stomach for no reason