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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 51 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
  • cunilingus condom.

  • analingous armour

  • tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.

  • bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Generica@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin' a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard

[–] fatcat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Lesbian here, meh I'll accept the antibiotics if need be.

Like, they're a good idea, but imo sex is for passion, not wisdom

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

yeah, my best protection against STDs was careful screening of partners. And if i liked them enough and they'd got one, well i better have been ready for it.

now it's monogamy, but like from my understanding most are manageable. Hell, only one out of the grampolycule was HIV positive if i remember right (they've all been gone... shit. it's been too long I'ma go watch the Birdcage), and i'm pretty sure they weren't celibate. just careful.