First initial and full last name, 6 characters which is the minimum for Gmail. Thank you younger responsible self!
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Look, I got a DEFINITIVE ARTICLE and NO numbers. Only the OGs rock that stuff.
My email is banchotxx😂
At 15: I better get an email address that reflects my interests and personality!
At 25: Ok ok my name is the only permanent thing about me so it should be based on my name.
At 35: why am I revealing this much personal information in my email address? I should just have a random jumble of letters.
I use proton and they have this feature to generate a random email address based on the sits or a note. It's a little more advanced then user+microsoft@proton.me. and you can deactivate the address so your main inbox stops getting spam.
My man!
I'm at that last stage now but fuck I'm too lazy to change again 🤣
At least I have my burner address...
Rocking my Hotmail since 1998.
Still ocassionaly typo HotMale and get a surprise.
Also still remember the throwaway my friend and I created to sign up for porn site newsletters on dial-up.
I have hundreds of e-mail addresses and aliases...
Email aliases incredibly underrated
Young age: "xXx_pussyslayer666_xXx@notevilmail.com is a cool e-mail address!"
Early adulthood: "Noooo, I need to be professional, my mail is now johnsmith1994@notevilmail.com!"
Late adulthood: "For the sake of my privacy, I"m now using xXx_pussyslayer666_xXx@privacymail.com."
I made a sensible email address with my last name followed by my first initial when google mail first started. Young people are always in awe of the fact that I got to have my name as my email address without adding anything extra to it.
Yep. I'm old enough to have 2 such email addresses.
I was that dumb kid who got my first gmail invite from a friend and never thought to use my first name/last name because it was during the time that we all were supposed to be 'anonymous' as everyone on the internet was a murderer.
Forever ago, in a post about "applying for jobs after graduating college" tips on Ask[fuckyouspez], I suggested creating a new email address like FirstName.MI.LastName and use that for applying to jobs, definitely don't use your old email like Xx_PussyDestroyer420_xX@hotmail.com.
I got banned from the sub for violating their rule of "don't post emails addresses".
I still use my aim screen name as my spam email since roughly age 10. If aol ever shuts down, I'll be in trouble.
I always used multiple emails, depending on whether they were for professional use or hobby use.
Mr. and Mrs. McGill,
Thank you for your time. While the vicious poisoning of your son was a horrific tragedy, I am sure that with the evidence we discussed, justice will be served and the perpetrators will be made to financially compensate your shattered family. If you need to contact me or any of the other lawyers at our firm regarding this important matter, you can reach me at s3XXXyS8ergurl69@aol.com.
Darn s8ers
He was a sater oy, she said, "See you ater, oy"
I thought an email adress was like a website. My first email has a www. in front. Luckily my name is so unique, I can create new ones with my name on every service
I mean, you are allowed more than one email address
You wouldn't believe the amount of unprofessional email addresses I saw when I used to do hiring. It sounds like a meme but please think before using bigjuicy69@hotmail.com as your contact email!
With the amount of times I hear employers selling the info... I think giving a throwaway email on the application is probably just a safety concern at this point. Not sure I would put that much stock in what the email name is.
A throwaway email is one thing, but if you can't be assed to make a non-offensive, non-edgy, bland email address for a job application/resume, I'm not waisting my time interviewing you. It's the same with typos, details matter for those 15 seconds your app crosses a desk.
That is a fair point, just making a bland email address is probably the right call. Though if a typo bother you that much, you may want to reread your post.
Good thing I'm not applying for a job.
Hey how did you get my email address??
The job application process, have you not been paying attention?
I can’t imagine what people have to listen to when they ask a customer for their email address. There will be sane people that have a “normal” address for such purposes, then there will be the ones that keep “pussysmasher_hobag@whatever dot com” as some kind of flex and make everyone else have to copy that down.
First initial, last name, never fails. Except when you change your name. Then it fails.
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I had some silly ones when I was younger, but I also made one that's .@.com which I'm using to this day. The only problem is that from time to time I get emails seemingly addressed to the fella using the same address, but without the dot between the names.
Many services including Gmail silently ignore periods in localparts, so foo.bar and foobar are the same address.
I know, but in my case it's like the opposite - i.e. someone sending a mail to firstnamelastname and me (firstname.lastname) receiving it as well (or instead, I don't know).
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