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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 161 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

RIP, random battlestation, you served the prime directive:

For a gamer to game, they must actually be alive, above all else.

o7

May Theseus grant you new life.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

May Theseus grant you new life.

Well said.

[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh my. I never thought of it that way. Decades of random component upgrades. New ram here. Upgraded (ram compatible, other compatible part) motherboard there. Changed video card. Replaced burnt harddrive/ssd.... Its always been the same PC, while being a completely replaced one.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Always bring something over, power supply, case, RAM, hard drive, in a pinch, data, it's good luck. Think of it as changing the flag. Pretty sure mine is over 30...

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Here's an attempt at another one.

If you have a short sentence that tells a tale, but has been through a few rounds of 'telephone'...

... perhaps what you have is a quip of Theseus.

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[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

My neighbor would be upgrading my computer for me if this happened

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago

"I will never financially recover from this"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago

She heard about the dog firing the shotgun in the truck.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We can’t keep calling every son of a bitch a dog.

[–] onthesolivine@fedia.io 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but they had that dog in them

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

OMG!

I hope it missed the RAM, Graphics Card and SSDs.

PS: Update - judging by the pictures somebody posted, the bullet hit a DIMM module. TRAGEDY!!!

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Looks like it got a ram bar. Also what would deflect the bullet if it missed everything?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Have you seen the price of DIMM modules nowadays?!

Jumping in front of the bullet would've hurt less!

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[–] Loce@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

They shot his ram... In this economy? Fuck man

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[–] delikt@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

Its so strange for Europeans to read this because we don't let Weapons randomly lay around armorized and our Walls are not that thin, that this can happen such as easy as with US paperwalls

[–] pycorax@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

Europeans? More like most of the world really...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

There are probably more "Man bites dog" stories in Europe than "Dog discharges gun" stories.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I feel like that's not a valid thing to say. "My dog shot the gun".

I'm sure it won't hold up in court, but it also doesn't hold up anywhere else. Don't keep your guns loaded with the safety off where they are accessible.

You might as well just shoot your family and neighbors yourself if you're doing that shit.

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 weeks ago

Well, to be fair, it was ChatGPT that told the dog it was ok to shoot.

Might as well add another layer of unaccountability.

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[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone who is picking up their pitch forks at the offender needs to read this thread first. Before you unload your rage, consider taking what the victim did as a learning opportunity.

It was 3:30am in the morning when the shot happened. The neighbor who discharged the firearms rushed downstairs to check on the woman who's PC was shot, thankfully finding that she was not hurt. She was distraught, frantic, and told the PC owner that she will never own a firearm again and pay for all damages. They talked, and the PC owner learned that her daughter just passed away. A police report was still filed, but the PC owner isn't pressing charges. They're getting margaritas later together.

Let me be clear that this absolutely does not excuse what this woman did. However, what the PC owner did likely saved her neighbor's life. You see, at 3:30am in morning, there is only typically one thing people would do with a fire arm, to themselves.

Anyone would be in their right to be angry at this woman after what she did. But the PC owner extended her compassion and became this woman's friend at a time when she had every reason not to.

What the headline could have been was 'woman commits suicide after negligent discharge', but it was not. Imagine if the PC owner was the last person who spoke to her in anger, and imagine if she had to live with that for the rest of their life knowing that she could have done something about it.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Where I live, anyone who owns a firearm is required to keep it in a locked gun safe when not in use, and there are strict rules around transporting a firearm as well.

They cannot be left unattended in a vehicle, and they absolutely cannot, under any circumstances, be left loaded.

The fact that Americans have loaded firearms just kicking around in their house is utterly insane.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But it was in use. By the dog.

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 27 points 3 weeks ago

... the much more pleasant problem of shopping for a replacement PC with a $3,500 budget.

Uhhhh how much PC does that get a person these days? 2 Gigs of ddr3 ram?

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you leave a loaded firearm with a round chambered and the safety off out where "your dog" can set it off, that's still negligence!

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

XTREME NEGLIGENCE! Watch this baby pull a pistol out of the couch cushions and SHOOT THE DAD! This isolated, abused teen has access to SEMI-AUTOMATIC FIREARMS because his parents don't believe in a GUN SAFE! Watch the CARNAGE Carnage carnage!

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 25 points 3 weeks ago

They're gonna have to sure that idiot neighbor for the $10,000 that RAM costs.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is happened twice now. What an utterly stupid country.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

Twice recently.

The other time was not the first time

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't own a gun. It's has nothing to do with politics. I'm a suicide risk; I don't need a ticket to the bullet train.

The problem is that many, maybe most people are like me. They shouldn't have a gun. If others were self-aware like me, shit like this would be much more rare. I think you shouldn't be able to buy a gun unless every member of the household can pass a gun safety test. Including the pets.

[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I own guns. I enjoy shooting paper targets at the range and clay disks flying through the air. I grew up around guns on a farm. I’m very comfortable handling them.

Me, and responsible people like me, are PARANOID about gun safety. Even if I KNOW it’s unloaded, I never point it in an unsafe direction. Like, not even towards the right because my neighbors house is that way 300 yards away through a concrete basement wall etc. I never point it at something I don’t intend to kill/destroy, and my finger never touches the trigger unless I intend to pull it. When the gun isn’t in my direct and immediate control - it’s locked up.

I HATE assholes like the person in this story. They deserve criminal negligence, their guns taken away forever, and some community penalty that’s severe. There is no way in hell “the dog did it”. Give me a break. At best, they were cleaning it in an unsafe manner and did some very negligent things (didn’t check the chamber, pointed it at their neighbor, pulled the god damn trigger), OR they were being a complete jackass and waving it around gangster style.

[–] Sickday@kbin.earth 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It baffles me that this person had to:

  1. Have their firearm and ammo in proximity without the intent to immediately discharge it
  2. Have their firearm LOADED in their own home without the intent to discharge it.
  3. "theoretically" leave it LOADED and unattended in their home long enough for "their dog" to discharge it.

Yeah this is absolutely the type of person who should not be allowed to handle firearms.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Including the pets.

My cat encouraged me to buy guns. Something about overthrowing human bourgeois and installing a cat proletariat government,

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[–] plz1@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

But was the GPU OK? That's gold right there.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

Nooo, not the RAM! You know how expensive that is today? Should have just shot me, would be cheaper.

[–] LemmyEntertainYou@piefed.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yea, the motherboard clearly says “military grade”

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Insurance infinite money hack: getting your computer shot during an AI-driven semiconductor drought. Rinse and repeat, just remember to cash out before the bubble pops!

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lol insurance is gonna say 'Well you paid x for the computer, we'll offer you x-30%'

That's if they're covered at all.

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Am I wrong or this article looks completely written by a LLM? The way it always repeats the redditor username is so weird.

Articles like this are a valid reason to choose an username like 'igargleexpiredcum'

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

All those dog open-carry advocates got some splainin' to do now.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You could say... he dogged a bullet.

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[–] TimothyOilypants@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun."

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Angelbabyzz now has the much more pleasant problem of shopping for a replacement PC with a $3,500 budget

So she'll be able to get some low budget 16GB machine, probably without a video card because 3500 dollars will only get you so far these days

[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The amount of people here who seem to think the dog actually shot the gun is insane.

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