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Orca's would do little against yachts of this size I'm afraid. Torpedoes on the other hand...

We must sterilize the oceans.

Jacobin magazine isn't the same as the French revolution Jacobins.

It really is. It really, really is..

See Moe (Maureen) Tcacik’s latest piece in The Nation, Larry Summers, We Knew Ye Too Well

Or alternatively listen to the Jeffrey Epstein, the Russian Mob, & the Hidden Assets of the Maxwells (w/ Moe Tkacik) | The Chris Hedges Report episode of The Chris Hedges podcast

Edit: you can also watch the above podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JNkIusoUAo

I would also accept sharks with frickin laser beams

“Okay, but hear me out! What about…”

Nope. No.

No.

Hear me out. We sacrifice those who call themselves the best of our humanity to Dagon, the Father of the Deep Ones?

They can’t even enjoy what they have.

It's worse than that. Many do enjoy what they have. They are extremely happy and simply don't care.

Bold of you to assume that any of "them" are actually "there" to see each other. The people that own these are "too busy" to sail there and then out. These ships are manned by staff who bring them here and then wait for the .01% to fly in, spend a few hours and then fly out.

Even better, is that I am willing to bet that more than a few are there to hold their positions, so they don't get pushed back next year, but won't be there this year at all. In fact I guarantee that at least a few are there to piss off someone else who is farther away, but can't get closer because the other ship is there.

I mean let's be serious, do you really think that the type of person who spends this kind of money on something is going to sleep somewhere that someone in a speed boat could get close enough to cause noise or even a minor bobbing of the ship any time of day, much less in the middle of the night?

Clears throat

We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of "Cakeday"

..As some of you may have read in the history pads, "cake day" was a day on which signaled the end of "The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced".

It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.

The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.

Somehow, the brass lamp remained.

My brass lamp.

A lamp full of stories.

For more, please throw coin on ground.

A few maiale marino would be cheaper and just as effective

Probably easier to just use a small fleet of torpedo speed boats since its way cheaper and esch one can carry 4 torps.

according to the Wikipedia page, only 13 problems could be solved.

A total of 13[35] heavyweight torpedoes of type DM2A4 Seehecht can be carried.

Unfortunately I see a lot more boats than that.

It's not even that. It's "I have so much cake that I can literally never eat it all, even if I live ten thousand years. I need more and those peasants are keeping me from it"