Phantaloons

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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 points 51 minutes ago

phone rings

Normal person: "Who?"

Me: "Why?"

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 points 53 minutes ago

...exactly?

You wouldn't want to mess up your best at a Wendy's.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

As a cis person ITT:

"OH... Ohh! OH!"

takes notes

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

4, dare I say it, 5-dimensional chess?!

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

Throw the rich off a cliff and liquidate their assets and net worth. was a bit too harsh, but whatever we have to do.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 14 points 7 hours ago

"Laws for thee but not for me!"

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 0 points 22 hours ago

Probably. Their decisions with healthcare weren't much better.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 10 points 22 hours ago

Why aren't ours?

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

"teh whats?!"

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

I'm just glad we can all rest easy on everything else that hasn't been ruined by a horrible person,... like Coraline.

separate the artist from the art

I am, I separated all of the rest of my pirated media from the media containing sociopaths and sycophants.

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