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Clears throat
We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of "Cakeday"
..As some of you may have read in the history pads, "cake day" was a day on which signaled the end of "The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced".
It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.
The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.
Somehow, the brass lamp remained.
My brass lamp.
A lamp full of stories.
For more, please throw coin on ground.