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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Doesn't matter if he dies, there are still plenty of others in his cabinet that we need to kill.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Please let him go to his bunker and not come out

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Having a bunker moment?

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm so tired of these health concern bullshit statements... The guy is apparently immortal. He thrives on hamburgers, lies, blood of children, and diet coke.

[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bastards seem to live forever, Kissenger for example.

Makes me sort of wonder if David Attenborough has some dark secrets. /s

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sir David Attenborough is just happy to be able to play with Lego again

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I'm not religious, but if there is a god, they'd probably be chill with him hanging around down here a bit longer as long as he keeps making documentaries.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I’ll care when he’s dead.

Until then, he’ll be sitting behind that desk even if he has zero brain function and can only breath with a machine.

Republicans would never remove him.

Speculating on his health is worthless.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They'd at least keep him alive till he's halfway & a day into his term, even if in ways that would make Terri Schiavo blush.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My theory is that the preservatives in his food are, well, preserving him.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Like Keef and his drugs.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Why does it look so wrong?

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Note: Trump died on the way back to his home planet.

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

More like then end pf Rocky Horror Picture Show… Vance turned on him and shot him.

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Hoping he’s in a place where toe tags are fashionable.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He is completely insane. Why he does it in public or private hardly seems to matter. We are all 100% fucked.

Until he is dead and gone, this question is a ridiculous exercise in futility

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

love how the bastard is so vain and self-centered that if he doesn't hold a rally for himself at least once a week our news media suddenly gets concerned for his health. "B-b-but he's not even getting on TV to brag about how great he is, CLEARLY HE MUST BE DYING!" fucking idiots.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope he got that boat virus

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I hope he got that ~~boat~~ 'bola virus

Ftfy.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So what? I haven't left my bed room in three days. Beat that trump.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

Damn it, you're setting me up for disappointment again.