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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm so tired of these health concern bullshit statements... The guy is apparently immortal. He thrives on hamburgers, lies, blood of children, and diet coke.

[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bastards seem to live forever, Kissenger for example.

Makes me sort of wonder if David Attenborough has some dark secrets. /s

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sir David Attenborough is just happy to be able to play with Lego again

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I'm not religious, but if there is a god, they'd probably be chill with him hanging around down here a bit longer as long as he keeps making documentaries.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I’ll care when he’s dead.

Until then, he’ll be sitting behind that desk even if he has zero brain function and can only breath with a machine.

Republicans would never remove him.

Speculating on his health is worthless.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They'd at least keep him alive till he's halfway & a day into his term, even if in ways that would make Terri Schiavo blush.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My theory is that the preservatives in his food are, well, preserving him.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Like Keef and his drugs.