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[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 33 points 15 hours ago

The WhiteTrashHouse

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 58 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You don't do this if you thought you'd have to move out after 4 years.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 55 points 17 hours ago

Between his age and his health, he shouldn’t be buying green bananas let alone take on multi-year projects.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately stuff like this is why some people don't vote for Democrats.

A lot of them don't know what a metaphor is so regular talk like this makes them feel stupid.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is that such a bad thing? That's exactly how they should feel.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Yep,

I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices

Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds...

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 128 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 79 points 20 hours ago

Mike Judge’s writing staff.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago
[–] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 61 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Never forget that she's the wife of Bill Clinton. She knows damn well that he's in the Epstein files and is still with him 😡

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 41 points 21 hours ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 21 hours ago

She and her husband are the major reason the Democrats are the party with more blame to bear for burying the Epstein files.

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but she has decorum, so she is the good team!

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 21 hours ago

The only thing that protects the bad pedophiles is the good pedophiles.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 15 hours ago

Why can't we make an American Political memes community and shove all these fucking Americans in it

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 26 points 19 hours ago

M orons

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G utting

A merica!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 35 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

I first thought it was a warning. Then I realize it was a historical document.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 31 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It isn't a metaphor when it's literally real though.

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

real live things can be metaphors if you decide they are.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Is that Max Stirner?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Real eyes realize real lies

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

how can we realize real lize if our eyes aren't real

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 18 hours ago

Good Citizens of ~~Tamriel~~ MAGALand, welcome to the Arena!

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

We can just have double the circus, instead.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago

Hillary you're right, and late. Like always, shut the fuck up.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

Did she really say that? I don't have a stupid FaceBook account to confirm.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world -3 points 15 hours ago

Pointless pearl clutching. Who the fuck cares what they do to a stupid old building? There's a fucking genocide, Hilary