Astronut

I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!

I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!

Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.

Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?

Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

And second time and third time and thousands of times since 1973 when it came out! It’s the only album I’ve bought on 8-track, cassette, album, CD, and digitally throughout the years.

They’ll probably remember this forever!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!