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Inspired by yesterday's discussion on whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich, I've decided to wade into the waters of filled-bread food controversy. I am of the contention that jelly belongs on top of the peanut butter. What say you, Lemmings?

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[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 189 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Depends on which fingers you want to get dirty.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 71 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Alright, now listen here you little shit...

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

not shit; peanut butter

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should make them a toaster with duct tape, a paperclip, and an old video cassette copy of Sweatin' to the Oldies with Richard Simmons.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago

This is angry upvote material.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Take your god damn upvote

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you think he washed his hands with soap & water after that photo was taken? Or do you think he licked his fingers clean?

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Remove this aberration from my line of sight immediately!

Or at least mark it with a content warning.

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[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Absofuckinglutely! The jelly will gooify the bread on on a much faster rate than the peanut butter. You have to eat that sumbitch jelly up and that’s all there is to it!

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You don't just put a modest layer of peanut butter on both slices first?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Then the jelly squeezes out. You need the bread to absorb some of the jelly

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Peanut butter is a guest, not help at the party.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 42 points 2 weeks ago

Jelly on the top slice, probably because that side has less structural stability as it becomes moistened by the jelly/jam.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

The obviously correct answer is neither.

You have to peanut butter BOTH pieces of bread to create a jelly proof barrier. Then there is no top side!

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My mom used to spread peanut butter on the bottom slice and dairy butter on the top slice for the jelly proofing.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah she does that for me too

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

this is the correct answer, especially if you're making lunch for later... or using that cheap-ass walmart bread you can basically see through.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jelly proofing sounds like something a novice adventurer does in an RPG to defend against slime-type monsters.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago

It’s a matter of structural stability. Peanut butter, being more dense, makes for a superior foundation. In the event of earthquakes, sudden stops, or cabin depressurization, a PBJ with the peanut butter side down stands a stronger chance of maintaining position and surviving.

[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I put peanut butter on both slices, then jam on top of the peanut butter.

And no butter!

I don't know what's up with those weirdos buttering their bread before putting spreads on, but I'm not one of em!

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

This is the first time I've ever heard of this. I'm guessing it's to help prevent the bread from soaking up the peanut butter and jelly?

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone keeps talking about structure. Yet no one seems to consider eating. If you do PB top side then you get PB stuck to the roof of your mouth

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Jelly belongs on top. Peanut butter belongs on the bottom. Banana belongs on top of the peanut butter. Chia seeds must be worked into both peanut butter and jelly before setting the banana.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

If I find chia seeds in my pb&j I'm crashing out

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

The whole "pb on both pieces of bread" thing is SPECIFICALLY for making the sandwich IN ADVANCE like making your lunch in the morning. If you're eating it immediately then that's unnecessary.

That method increases the likelihood of cross-contamination (don't get one ingredient in the other's jar, you heathen), so don't do it UNLESS you're making it in advance.

Anyway, the correct way (for eating-immediately scenarios) is jam on top, as it's less likely to drip that way.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

You spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread, then wipe the knife off on the second slice, spreading a super thin layer of peanut butter across the surface to seal it, so the jelly doesn't seep in.

Then you use the now clean knife to spread the jam or preserves over the thin layer of peanut butter, and slap them together, and slice it in half.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Whichever one I want to taste more of on the next bite goes down!

Does nobody else flip their sandwiches over periodically like this?

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

From top to bottom:

Bread
Light layer of PB
Regular layer of Jelly
Regular layer of PB
Bread

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you can spread peanut butter on top of jelly, you're a witch.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You spread it on the bread, then flip it onto the PB.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

A WITCH! BURN HER!

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Peanut butter is placed on BOTH sides of bread, and the jelly goes in-between those layers of peanut butter. This keeps the jelly from making your bread soggy.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I've never had a problem with jelly-sogged bread.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Stripes. Side by side. Peanut butter next to jelly next to peanut butter, and so on. No top. No bottom. Just utter chaos.

[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just use the Reese's peanut butter since there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

While I agree with all the comments about structural integrity, I'll point out that platonically, it's a peanutbutter sandwich with jelly, and condiments belong on top of meats, not under them.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Correctly made, a PB&J should be symmetrical. A layer of peanut butter on each slice of bread with jelly in between, so the jelly doesn't sog up the bread, especially if the sandwich is to be stored for awhile as in a packed lunch.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I look forward to reading the debate about toilet roll orientation tomorrow.

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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

three pieces of bread. the outer two each get pb on one side, the inner one gets j on both sides

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