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This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.
Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.
Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.
Once again?
What else are you referring to?
I think they're referencing jojo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE
Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.
Hamburger obviously
Don’t get a hamburger in Hamburg, they’re terrible. The fish sandwiches are good though.
Boah jetzt drei im Weckla
Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for "stuff between normal breads", that's not a sandwich. In Spain we call it "bocata". Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwich?
It's a pet peeve of mine, alongside calling everything "salami".
In English they are called Sub from "submarine sandwich", based on traditional Italian style sandwiches that are the same as Bocatas. That is also where Subway restaurants get their name.
But yes, the issue is that nor in Germany nor England have the "normal" bread, which they call Baguette.
The closest thing I would say for Germans is a Brötchen, which in Spanish would be like a panecillo. What you are seeing in the picture is a Bratwurst Brötchen
Ah, the classic "two cocks in the same canoe". A workaround is using bigger sausages.
You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.
slice the sausage halfway down the middle
This isn't a shitpost, it's just a good idea.
Seriously, my first thought was, "Why isn't this a thing?"
Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.
Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.
Now I'm ~~hungry~~ horny
Stay the hell away from MY fridge! I have butter in there, you freak!
Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
But don't make me watch that when I'm at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.
I want them in my buns.
In my town there's a place that sells something called "Pregnant Dog": A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon
No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.
She wouldn't want to be a hypocrite 🤷🏻
Stack them vertically. Use normal bun. Problem solved.
Stack them vertically. Use normal bun
The top one would roll off
Use a taller bun. I also am on team under-over. While the double barrel approach is innovative, it sacrifices on handling. Harder to properly grasp. An under-over config allows tall bun sides that can support a tactical grip with one or both hands without getting saucy fingers.
Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.
Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too
This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I'm both surprised and disappointed no one seems to have mentioned that yet and that it isn't among the top comments. It's called a "Hel special" (whole special) and it's literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes and other toppings. Here are some photos:
The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink "Pucko" (slang word for idiot):
for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.
taters? actually would eat this
This looks structurally unsound.
Been like that for ages in Ukraine
Who ordered the Frotdog?
Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.
i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.
I've eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn't twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It's the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.
Nooo don't let them touch!! 😱
It's not gay if you are going to put them in your mouth.
