this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 65 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers...

Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so....

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wait that was fucking Michael Keaton???? You just broke my genz brain

Edit: holy shit that was michael keaton https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"The real shitpost is always in the comments"

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

The best shitposts speak to our souls

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[–] Hoimo@ani.social 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] razen@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Dont make me horny from a shitpost page

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 5 days ago
[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?

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Can't help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I'm with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qbNrcjo4PGs

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's good to be open to enjoying all sorts of experiences.....but you must spend all day being captivated by staring at asses.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 6 points 5 days ago

its a tough job but someone's gotta do it

[–] getFrog@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago

Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Sorry to hear that bud

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 9 points 5 days ago

Dat ass tho

[–] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub's can't figure out her speed

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qbNrcjo4PGs

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

That's exactly what a lying liar would say to trick me.

Thanks. TIL.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

I mean, gooning is a net negative on my life so fair enough

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What does American Wire Gauge have to do with any of these?!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 5 points 5 days ago

I wish I had pants like that, but instead of the stripes it's the dermatomes, and in that position it just all makes sense.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 days ago

Yes!, zebras!

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