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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 6 hours ago

Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qbNrcjo4PGs

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

That's exactly what a lying liar would say to trick me.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Thanks. TIL.

[–] razen@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Dont make me horny from a shitpost page

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Sorry to hear that bud

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub's can't figure out her speed

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 57 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 21 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers...

Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so....

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Wait that was fucking Michael Keaton???? You just broke my genz brain

Edit: holy shit that was michael keaton https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 39 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 38 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"The real shitpost is always in the comments"

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

😉😜😘😉

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 15 points 15 hours ago

The best shitposts speak to our souls

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 41 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Where on the internet is my weakness? For research...

[–] getFrog@piefed.social 15 points 15 hours ago

Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(

[–] orenj@leminal.space 16 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

I'm with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qbNrcjo4PGs

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 9 points 16 hours ago

Dat ass tho

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

I wish I had pants like that, but instead of the stripes it's the dermatomes, and in that position it just all makes sense.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What does American Wire Gauge have to do with any of these?!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 16 hours ago

I mean, gooning is a net negative on my life so fair enough

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 16 hours ago

Samson's actual weakness was the same as the artist's - a beautiful woman. Achilles' was a beautiful man.