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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Bisexual here. Yeah, kinda. I often daydream about cloning myself, because I would totally fuck me. I know my clone would be cool with it too because I'm a horndog and I don't care if it's bottom or top.

And don't get me started about those gender swap face filter apps. Girl me is just too cute. Would.

[–] AsyncTheYeen@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

YES! I'm hot af! I sometimes masturbate looking at the mirror

[–] Lunanoichi@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

No, but they are still having a Fabulous Time^tm^ that you will never have.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd never settle for a loser like me

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if you can't love the one your with, hate yourself.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If you can't love yourself, hate the one you're with!

Soooo much easier.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

oh hey, are you all of my exes?

also, don't forget to project your reasons for self-hatred onto them.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The more common thing ive seen is something i call "i want to look like you and fuck you"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the absolute dream lmao

I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I'd be doubly embarrassed, literally.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

honestly the emotional safety and total understanding and acceptance has always been the appeal of selfcest to me. id fuck me.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

isn't it just the fact your the only person who can tolerate your insecurity?

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 4 points 18 hours ago

…no? I wouldn’t feel insecure in the first place if we’re literally the same. What a strange and unnecessarily rude comment.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think as a general rule attractive people are attracted to themselves. Like me, for instance. God, I love me. Thanks for always being there for me, myself.

[–] elaina@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your self love fills me with happiness ^^

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

You should see my self-love.

[–] elaina@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's not that impressive, I didn't think you'd call my bluff. :(

[–] elaina@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Any amount of self love is good

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I like giving myself a handjob, and receiving one as well

[–] IWantYou@fedinsfw.app 13 points 1 day ago

Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.

After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people's cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone's penis inside it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

My fursona, on the other hand... 👌

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If i had a double of myself, i would love them.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm the opposite. There can only be one.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Indeed, I've met that guy, and he is such an asshole... And OMG you wouldn't believe the degenerate shit that he's into... Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

You gotta fight just for the perfectly symmetrical violence but you have sex first of courss

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

-Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

I'm not even gay and I'm always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That would be suisexual, wouldn't it?

[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

leave the car alone !!!

[–] devaly@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago

Do you prefer manual or automatic?

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Narcissexual

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

that'd be autosexual isn't it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor's (Queen) "I'm in Love with My Car"

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sologamy is a thing. people legit marry themselves and hold a party about it to show off to everyone how they are dedicated to themselves.

i would not call it well-adjusted, but it fits the times.

and I've heard far to many people openly talking car internals and call it sexy

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wouldnt that be considered 1 of the 7 deadly sins, pride? Obviously who cares lol, but I could never think that highly of myself, then again I have never been comfortable in my own skin like that and probably never will.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Tbf their personality would nearly always click.