I don't understand. What seat? What's the setting/location of the date?
this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.
Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!
Fickity-fuck Fickity-fuck
I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooray
Lizard shit
Fuck!
You're under arrest.
Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.
Why is bathroom censored?
Insanity is the only acceptable answer.
Bro you can't just type problematic shit like that. You'll get banned from the Internet. Spell it like this bathr00m to get around filters.
I can't believe you just typed it out like that
Like wtf that is our word
Can I say bathr**m if its the lyrics in a song I like?
Extreme paranoia about being pushed down in the algorithm because of puritanical social media platforms not liking certain words would be my guess. Bathroom = toilet = penis/vagina/ass = demotion in the algorithm.
I can't prove it but that's my theory. Either way, if a platform punishes you for saying innocent words, and you are obsessed with maximising the reach of your shitposts, then the platform is shit and you are an idiot.
I don't think it's a theory, I'm pretty sure that YouTube and Instagram would demonitize or shadow ban you if you use some of these words.
Cockatiel
Mods arrest this one
"Bathroom" is a political thing in the US.
Probably to drive engagement from people like you asking why bathroom is censored
I would bet my r*ght nut that this is the real reason
Is that one dill or bread and butter pickled I want to know what I'm betting on
Why would you censor “raght” it’s not even a word?
Depends on what accent you're reading with. That boy ain't raght I tell ya hwat.
There it is again why you putting so much emphasis on the ‘h’
Probably to drive engagement from people like you
Because op is a slave to the algorithm.
Oh no Jimmy, now everyone in the bus started masturbating. Please stop saying these naughty words
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Hey watch your language!
WC
What about the World Cup?
can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand
Boy and girl are on a date. Boy has to go to the bathroom. While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl. He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.
WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M
This is true. I am a little crippled butt. I tried to say bathr**M and they chopped off all my arms and legs and heads and torsos.
Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.
Also engagement bait never hurts.
I’m so fucking offended
oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute
i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping
These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.
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Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."
She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.
Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.
plenty of people are into that apparently
My loam is burning what are we talking about?
Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al
In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.
So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.
To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.
That would only work for your sister
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