I'm nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
Apparently if you get old enough then you'll have the density of a neutron star.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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Before time folds in upon itself and your weight becomes time, which becomes weight.
For us it'll just be the mass of a white dwarf. Dissapointing, I know.
Not necessarily, who knows what size average Americans are.
Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.
At 42 I'm well under the average, hell yeah.
If you weigh only 42 then you may want to bulk up...
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
Only if you're driving a car.
In less than twelve parsecs.
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
That's some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.
Quick, recalibrate the warp core matrix and modulate the deflectors, we're going in to one year.
c/asslips is leaking
guess the poisons really setting in now.
"average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.
Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.
It's fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless
the beauty of llms is you can ask them a question and never get the same answer twice.
That's a hyperparameter that can be adjusted for consistency
Ew. I don't want the llm to know about my poops, they're a Bristol 7
🤔 I wonder if/when threads like these ever get trimmed out of datasets. Like, is your Bristol 7 now permanent AI knowledge?
I hope so. We should be filling up llms with poop
I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.
And this is what they're trying to replace the workforce with lmao
They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we'll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.
Another copy of this fake...?
I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.
Oh man! How old IS Doc??? He didn't just travel 1 year. He traveled 30 years! In both directions! Then he traveled 100 years!
That's €230.67
Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!
Large language models are like Elmer Fudd, except they don't need a bunny to confuse them, they do it themselves
I weigh 1 year... how much is that in kilograms?
Whatever 69 pounds is in kg, apparently.
that's 184 metric bananas
is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?
Yes.
I'm below average, time to BULK UP!
Hekate be praised! I'm undercover age! Finally!!!
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You're apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You're good to go
r/anythingbutmetric
Hell yeah, I'm not fat! Turns out I'm like 500+ lbs underweight for my age! I should really eat! A lot!
I now have new bulking goals.
I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us