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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

UselessLesbians.jpeg

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 159 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 33 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I may just be a humble penis operator, so excuse the ignorance, but don't they make toys for this situation? Something the sheep lack?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm also just a penis operator, but the joke to me is that neither of them is capable of initiating anything, just waiting for the topper

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 21 points 9 hours ago

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks, friendo!

[–] MaryReads@lemmy.cafe 18 points 9 hours ago

I just can't find the paper. One Link to Harvard gives 404. Yay for the censorship of lesbian sheep

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 139 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I hope the author manages to fix their space key

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, I can't tell if s/he just had trouble finding it, or s/he was trying to... build new words??

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 39 points 12 hours ago

"They" is a word that exists!

[–] spectrums_coherence@piefed.social 36 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

most likely copied from PDF, thus the line break is copied properly.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 75 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not surprising considering how many human lesbians do the same thing when interested in another.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 42 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

As a human male I have never felt so strongly that I belong to the opposite sex.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I know this is probably a joke, but you are aware that freezing up and being unable to make a move is a common thing for all genders, right?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

Of course. I just thought the comment was very egg_irl-like.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 31 points 12 hours ago

That is an absolutely incredible mental image.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 21 points 12 hours ago

The lesbian black widow spiders have entered the chat...

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

This is even better than gay swans

oh i'm not being fooled today.

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

I just think that's really nice.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like rams could have a similar problem where they both think they want to kill each other

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Yeah, but i won't get into the mechanics of how it all plays out. Ask the scientists for more information

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 6 points 12 hours ago

They are all bottoms