It doesn't work like this, popular misconception. It is cool in sci-fi though.
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WE ARE WAVE, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE (unless you measure us), your biological distinctiveness will receive energy and transmit it in a periodic fashion
Ha! That's what you think!
I'll have you know, I sawed the legs off that periodic table.
It's chaos I tell ya, all chaos!
only if you have robot eyes
I mean, technically
They should just show this in physics classes and skip all the boring words.
I mean, thats also how we got weird pseudoscience about how the universe shifts around our consciousness.
Its usually not made clear in school that things can only be measured by touching it or bouncing something off of it. On the macro scale, looking at something doesn't move the thing you're measuring because you're just capturing the abundant photons that are already bouncing off the thing in the billions per second. On the quantum scale, looking at something involves shooting particles at the thing, which is often comparable to measuring how big a cat is by trying to bounce a kickball off it and measuring the angle it rebounds. It works, but you can't expect the cat to continue behaving the same after being assaulted out of nowhere.
I bet if you wait a few more years they'll be putting memes in science textbooks.
You used literally incorrectly, "that really makes me want to literally smack a crowbar upside your stupid head."
It's a matter for interpretation, but I think they used "literally" correctly, but they were just wrong on the science.
Like, if I say that when the sun appears over the horizon, it is literally plaid colored, I am using "literally" correctly, but the fact that I am conveying is wrong.
Words mean what people think they mean when they say them. Nothing else. Miscommunication can occur if the speaker and listener don't have the same concept in their head, but it doesnt change the fact that words are just people serializing their thoughts into sounds or text. Dictionaries are not prescriptive, they are documentative.
Okay but that's a dishonest argument. Sure reality is just perception and perception is unique to the individual. All that said words have meaning which we have agreed upon. Otherwise I could write gibberish, call it meaningful text, and prove anything. It's the fact that words have specific meanings which makes them useful. Otherwise it's baby talk and that's cute but not great for communication.