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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Politics, statesmanship, moral superiority and a sense of citizenry.

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

That cunt would stink up the place with his fucking diaper.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

he would likely have a heart attack if is put in the test centrifuges.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Test centrifuge?

Obviously he’s ready to go. Put a gold toilet on top of a falcon 9 and light the fucker

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I don’t see the problem here

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Heart attack? He'd be a blood stain like he was on the boys.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

This seems like a desirable outcome to me

[–] Vieric@piefed.social 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

It takes less delta-v to launch something out of the solar system than into the sun. Cheaper that way.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah but I think it would be worth it in this case

[–] Vieric@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Ha, I actually thought of that, but I was like "screw it I'm gonna make the joke anyway". It would take take the most tremendous, big, beautiful rocket you've ever seen folks. Tremendous thrust, huge. But hey, worth it, right? We can't risk some alien species getting a hold of him and thinking that's what your average human is like.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 1 points 4 hours ago

Even cheaper to just send him to orbit and foret about him... That or a bullet.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He's right. We should try it.

I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.

Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn't leak. The crew doesn't deserve that.

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Crew? Only dear leader deserves to be the first man to walk on the Sun.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

As funny as it would be to launch him into the sun, that's not the best option.

It would be WAY funnier for him to directly suffer the consequences of his demands. Imagine the headlines.

"Trump Skips Health Checks For Space Travel, Dies On Liftoff"

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You think that's good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.

Edit: all those skin flaps...

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[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Meanwhile, this dumbass has been cutting funding for science.

Asshole.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

How can anyone find this shit funny? It's malignant narcissism. There is nothing funny about it.

[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

As a child, if I saw Trump running toward me, I'd probably feel safer with the shooter

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 day ago

Like Nick Kroll said, dude is entertaining. But give him a talk show, not a government position.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hes president to distract from the ones truly in charge. (Hegseth, Vance, Newsom, miller etc.)

Just like kash patel but there its less distraction more controllability.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 39 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel

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[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑‍🍳💋

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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FDR sure sat down a lot. Sus.

[–] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be an image?

[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't see it? It's a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let alone slumped over as much as he is, even when awake.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The necromancer is growing weary

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Good, go to sleep necromancer, start work tomorrow using a different corpse. Trump is the Steven seagal of politics.

[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did they burst out laughing?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It'd be hard to laugh after being insulted that bad.

Right this way into the cargo bay, sir

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