Shifting... now that this dinner postponed thirty days, all the journalists' schedules are out of whack and it is absolute chaos.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2026
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Shitting. Feces everywhere.
I bet he's glad he wore his diaper!
Shitting, obviously.
But I don’t understand the big deal about grabbing the wine. It was already paid for.
I thought "Sharting" but you could be right.
Pretty sure it’s shunting, a reference for the trolley problem, we are now shunted onto the tracks for an even worse reality!
my best guess is there's a typo and they meant snogging. The whole place turned into 1 giant orgy and that's why Trump wanted it to be at the White House ballroom, so he could take the party back to his bedroom.
why Trump wanted it to be at the White House ballroom, so he could take the party back to his bedroom
I have also felt that trump waa building the ballroom just to host his own epstein parties in the middle of Washington D.C
shorting. they're taking stuff because that will make the hotel less valuable, so they can make a profit.
Or shorting the stocks everytime he flips on Iran
Sharting. Obvs.
they said wrong answers, not the thing that actually happens
Shirting, when they got measured / fitted for a custom tailored shirt.
Skibbidy
Shouting
This image showed up in my feed as pure black and I thought that's the shitpost, that it's just all censored. 🫠
It's that new word 'Shmmting'.