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[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 7 points 2 hours ago

It's time to stop subsidizing parking spaces. Their land use is actually really expensive and that burden should be on those using the land for storing tons of metal, not cross-financed by those choosing more sustainable means of transport.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Fuck you dudes get a bike. Or Uber when traveling.

And stop using x.

And while I have your attention, dont forget to brush and floss tonight.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The root problem here is car dependency.

Capitalism creates helplessness in order to exploit it.

[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 18 points 7 hours ago (20 children)

All sorts of comments here are missing the real problem: businesses had a chance to do online meetings. But they dont. So they send people everywhere, staying in hotels, driving up the costs, charging them for parking because they can.

The fallout is everyone pays more. It isn't just people on vacation paying for this.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yep, my job just got done with another round of layoffs for "cost cutting". But you better believe we still have those twice yearly off sites where they fly a few hundred people all over the globe over the course of a year to "get face time".

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today -1 points 1 hour ago

Only fans doesn't substitute for sex work.

If you dont believe me, ask your mom.

Becauae she's a lovely woman who wouldnt lie to her favorite, beloved son.

Unless she getting paid, then she pulling them dentures out and sucking ass like a snake bit it.

Just kidding!

....That's really more your dads thing...

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[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

It depends on the hotel but one strategy I’ve found is to tell them you didn’t drive or aren’t parked there as a bold face lie. They can barely pay staff to clean the rooms and they don’t patrol the parking lot. If they erroneously tow a guest or employee who forgot their permit or mid-remembered their license plate that would be really bad for them - it’s not worth the risk.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah no. Im a subject matter expert on parking. If the demand for their parking is so high that they are charging, then they very likely have a parkinf enforcement plan.

In the marekt...he who who makes money off an asset, protects said asset.

You speak as one unlearned in parking asset management.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

That's a great way to get your car towed.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 15 points 4 hours ago

They just have a company like inpark run their lot, they don't need to do or pay shit. The company tows and charges all on its own.

[–] Javi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There's a beefeater (UK pub/restaurant chain) in my town that recently made their car park pay and display. Their customers have resorted to parking on the grass verges and pavements leading up to the building, causing safety issues (blocking views of turning onto a 50 road, covering pavement and forcing pedestrians into the road; that sort of thing).

I'm sure if the local council started charging them for the damage caused to the green, or even the damage caused by accidents due to their customers choice of parking, the car parking fee would quickly disappear.

Tbh, I'm surprised it hasn't already. Their car park is always empty now, so it's not generating revenue, and they used to have double the amount of cars you see round there now.. so my guess is people fucked off somewhere else, and this attempt at squeezing just resulted in a permanent loss of regular revenue

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 hours ago

Yeah we have tons of empty beachfront parking lots around here too because people don't want to pay to park. Instead people park their cars up along the local streets. And even if you do pay to park there, the law requires the lot to be empty by 7pm, so nobody wants to fucking park there even if they pay. Beachfront parking lots are a tragic waste of nature space.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 hours ago

God forbid you pay for the things you use. 🙄

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Passive-aggressive bullshit, brought on by emotional immaturity, and social anxiety.

Fucking children running around in adult bodies.

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[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 93 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

These people don't even consider by mistake the impact that their childish retaliation has on the environment, I find it deeply depressing

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Based on all of those "Trivago" commercials I've seen I can only conclude that the whole hotel industry is a scam, trying to trick you into giving them more money than what the room is worth.

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 14 hours ago (14 children)

God forbid your 2 ton hunk of metal doesn't get free storage everywhere you go.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 28 points 12 hours ago (8 children)

I propose a compromise: Parking is free, but there's a discount if you don't need car storage space.

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