This is why these types of suits have funnels attached to the backside that will direct the contents away from the suit and also give resounding blast to motivate the troops and menace the enemy.
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I appreciate that you illustrated this
How.. How has no one corrected the title yet?
We Hungarians have a saying "They look like a scuba diving suit that is shitted to the brim." (Úgy néz ki, mint a teleszart búvárruha.) If you ask: Yes, we called Orbán that after he gained a lot of weight.
But why is Orban a cum ?
Hungarian cifrakáromkodás involves calling people who are mean to you as "cum".
That wasn't all they did in their armor. And their faithful servant got to clean it all.
What about costumes at themeparks?
Some of them actually have active air circulation, with small battery powered fans and whatnot. I doubt a medieval knight had that, though I am not a medieval armorologistician.
Probably not as bad as farting in a one piece snow suit.
I love that, the kind of oily fart that clings to fabric then gets pumped out the neck hole at every move?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.
Yeah, they'd sometimes die in those! Totally unprofessional.
Wasn't there a battle where one side had raging diahrea so they just rolled into battle pantsless and buttsquirting?
How exactly would you rub one out in there though?
Codpiece
Is that a fishy sidepiece?
Not if you bathed beforehand
Y'all are fuckin animals
Technically correct
I love this place.
sobbing squire noises
They're not air tight. They might sound funnier tho. Like a brass instrument.
Blankets aren't airtight either, you ever rip a nasty one under one of those?
HOOOOOOOOONK! Lol.
Thomas the Tank Engine whistle
Eventually? Yes if you wouldn't clean it. But I assume they were cleaned and oiled after each use.
In the Middle Ages, hygiene was hard to find.
Be sure to clean and oil the armor too.