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I mean, the cheapest gas in my town used to be in the 'hood'.
But I'm not scared of poor, black, or brown people, so I just pumped gas like a normal person. The worst that would happened is the resident panhandler would ask for change.
The thing about the hood, in my experience, is that people really don't want the cops around, so they'll leave you alone.
I had a friend who lived on a street with like 3 crack houses, and next to one of the largest xanax dealers in a major city. It was so far in the ghetto that she was surrounded by cops on more than one occasion because, to them, the only reason a white person would be there is to buy drugs.
Everyone in her neighborhood was awesome. We got invited to BBQs weekly, people would stop by and chat with us all the time, and we got discounts on drugs.
I'd be more scared in a white trailer park.
Reverse uno racial profiling
Umm. You have an old lady bush stuck to your chin.
TFW you're snogging him and you realize it's one degree away from geriatric cunnilingus.
At first I thought this was a way of gassing up when it's -40c not 40¢
So if you lower the hood they charge you 40¢ more?
I'd say it's antisemetic the way you say that
What if you remove the hood from your dick?
My parents mutilated my peepee because I'm Jewish. They're the real antisemites.
Antipenites.
People who do that to their kid, while not strongly indicated medically, are disgusting asshats that need to be removed from their offspring and put in jail for childabuse. But with religion, everything is allowed and cool.
You can't always play the jewish card for everything, maybe they just hated you in particular.
That's a really good point! Maybe I'm the terrible person, not my parents! Oh, this is wonderful!
Maybe my parents weren't the problem, maybe it...
was...
me...
The whole time...
Oh well! I thought I could fix my racist parents, but there's no fixing this. Problem's out of my hands! "Sorry, assface, I'm a terrible person, so you're just gonna have to deal with it." I feel so free!
Hmm because jwz don't have foreskins?
That was the joke I was going for, certainly considering who said it.
... lazy racism? I thought this was shitposting, not scumposting
While everyone has a skeleton not everyone can unintentionally make Skeletor memes by existing.
Until next time!
Static shock.
He would stop crime in the hood