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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm the only guy in my band because I'm the only member of my band

EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that's different.

EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it's not. I'm alone in my gang-bang too.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

If you're only playing one instrument at a time, you are not a band.

If you are indeed a one man band, I wanna hear your stuff. Edit: actually, even if you're not a one man band.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Most I've done simultaneously is play drums with my feet while I play guitar and sing, but I don't have any recordings of it (never did it on stage)

I have some old stuff here but it's not full band: https://stitchintime.bandcamp.com/

I have a full band record that I'm working on at the moment. It may see the light of day by the end of the year. It'll be on Bandcamp, possibly under a different name, and will defo be here: https://m.youtube.com/@SethTaylor

EDIT: And here https://lemmy.world/c/nooutlinesband

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 145 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I was under the impression that that's the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think all gang bangs are orgies, but not all orgies are gang bangs

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the square/rectangle incongruence emerges again

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (7 children)

And I thought I’d never use math.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No downvotes

Finally, we all agree on something

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Some gangbangs have fluffers. So people that keep the dicks hard while the bottom is at full capacity.

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 74 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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I love straight yaoi

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[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Cuz its too gay for the males to suck or what?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 14 points 2 days ago

that's like super gay bro, just wait for your turn bro, only 3 guys left ahead of you

Basically, yes. Some men are so twisted in knots from toxic masculinity they'll avoid enjoying themselves, even when what they want is right in from of them

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Always wondered if men, women, trans (whoever you you want) actually enjoyed doing it, looks like it is more like work than actually enjoying the experience.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It depends. It's not usually like in porn (which usually looks like work because it is)

If it's with people who want to have mutual enjoyment in a caring way it can be amazing, but even one selfish person can bring the whole thing down and make it feel like a chore.

Men are more likely to be selfish.

I got paid a lot of money once to go dogging, and it was very unpleasant and not worth it. Meanwhile, a weekend-long foursome with 3 other women is one of my most cherished memories and a go-to to think about if I feel the need to Jill off.

Now I'm older I don't think I'd want to do more than a threesome with two women, though. It takes a certain amount of fitness that I just can't maintain any more.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So it is a matter of having partners you trust and enjoy being around. Still can't see myself ever doing it but thanks for explaining why it works for some people.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just like any sexual act, yes

And thank you for not being judgemental :-) This isn't something I get to talk about a lot IRL, and it's actually nice to be able to be open and honest about it

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I can imagine most people would look at you as a degenerate (which you aren't) if you were to talk about it in person.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 day ago

Can you explain again, that part in more detail, its a little confusing to me. You did what exactly like more specifically maybe an outline of the events and then perhaps someone can explain which one is Jill

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've had a bunch of group sex (cis bi male).

Nowadays I'd not be into it, but at the time it was fun.

i slightly skew towards preferring women but the best group sex I had, and the kind that i felt most comfortable was all men.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Less "competitive" mindset I think. I feel like homophobia has resulted in a lot of men taking their pent up sexual aggression out on women when they might otherwise be able to identify themselves as bi and just work out those feelings with another dude. Instead we have all these men spiraling into emotional black holes because women don't want them right this second. I've heard anecdotally that if everyone felt 100% comfortable being honest bi people would probably be the true majority. So it's not like it would fix the incel problem but there might be few enough that they couldn't concentrate into inescapable singularities.

Yup, once got to see a man specifically want to receive a bj from another guy, and when it actually started he freaked out and left.

Toxic masculinity really hurts everyone

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[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My god the constant horny posting all day every day.

"Peter explain the joke" "Peter, that's just porn"

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed, they must keep up the good work

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you prefer an orderly queue or more of a moshpit scenario for your gangbangs?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

never had a gangbang

but i'd want at least 10 guys (1 for every hole + every hand / 5 waiting) & being manhandled around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago

From the middle out, that does make sense.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had 12 once, it was a lot of fun, but quite disorderly and took days to recover from. 9/10, would recommend

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To each their own, similar numbers I think for me (I was off my face at the time), recovery was maybe a day and a half but it wasn't fun for me

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aw, damn. I'm sorry to hear that. Stay safe out there, friend <3

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I do now, this was nearly 30 years ago ... and I don't regret doing it. Wouldn't have known if it was for me or not if I hadn't tried!

I'll also say stay safe to you, too - regular checkups are worth the effort when you're coming into contact with multiple people

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm not active like that anymore. I'm much too old, fat, and ugly to spontaneously pull 12 random strippers at closing time on Key West now. Hahaha

But honestly, things are much easier and simpler now. I like the monogamy thing nowadays

Mmm, that was me this time last year ... then I gleaned info from one of the lovely trans ladies on here and learned my HRT had been completely wrong for the last ~15 years ... since I sorted it out my sex drive has been gradually rising to the point I'm thinking about guys again.

Totally going for the GILF thing now, and I'm in good shape. Not gonna go for anything too extreme though, I could throw my back out :-P

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 days ago

At least the trombones aren't rusty.

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

rofl, im the piccolo flute

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Did you say you just got your first DP? This is stolen valor.

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