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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I'm the only guy in my band because I'm the only member of my band

EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that's different.

EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it's not. I'm alone in my gang-bang too.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 137 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I was under the impression that that's the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

No downvotes

Finally, we all agree on something

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think all gang bangs are orgies, but not all orgies are gang bangs

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the square/rectangle incongruence emerges again

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

And I thought I’d never use math.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Some gangbangs have fluffers. So people that keep the dicks hard while the bottom is at full capacity.

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I love straight yaoi

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not Greco Roman wrestling?

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Never heard of but will look it up for research purposes.

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[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Always wondered if men, women, trans (whoever you you want) actually enjoyed doing it, looks like it is more like work than actually enjoying the experience.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It depends. It's not usually like in porn (which usually looks like work because it is)

If it's with people who want to have mutual enjoyment in a caring way it can be amazing, but even one selfish person can bring the whole thing down and make it feel like a chore.

Men are more likely to be selfish.

I got paid a lot of money once to go dogging, and it was very unpleasant and not worth it. Meanwhile, a weekend-long foursome with 3 other women is one of my most cherished memories and a go-to to think about if I feel the need to Jill off.

Now I'm older I don't think I'd want to do more than a threesome with two women, though. It takes a certain amount of fitness that I just can't maintain any more.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So it is a matter of having partners you trust and enjoy being around. Still can't see myself ever doing it but thanks for explaining why it works for some people.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Just like any sexual act, yes

And thank you for not being judgemental :-) This isn't something I get to talk about a lot IRL, and it's actually nice to be able to be open and honest about it

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 2 points 15 minutes ago

Yeah I can imagine most people would look at you as a degenerate (which you aren't) if you were to talk about it in person.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 14 hours ago

Can you explain again, that part in more detail, its a little confusing to me. You did what exactly like more specifically maybe an outline of the events and then perhaps someone can explain which one is Jill

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've had a bunch of group sex (cis bi male).

Nowadays I'd not be into it, but at the time it was fun.

i slightly skew towards preferring women but the best group sex I had, and the kind that i felt most comfortable was all men.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Less "competitive" mindset I think. I feel like homophobia has resulted in a lot of men taking their pent up sexual aggression out on women when they might otherwise be able to identify themselves as bi and just work out those feelings with another dude. Instead we have all these men spiraling into emotional black holes because women don't want them right this second. I've heard anecdotally that if everyone felt 100% comfortable being honest bi people would probably be the true majority. So it's not like it would fix the incel problem but there might be few enough that they couldn't concentrate into inescapable singularities.

Yup, once got to see a man specifically want to receive a bj from another guy, and when it actually started he freaked out and left.

Toxic masculinity really hurts everyone

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[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cuz its too gay for the males to suck or what?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 13 points 1 day ago

that's like super gay bro, just wait for your turn bro, only 3 guys left ahead of you

Basically, yes. Some men are so twisted in knots from toxic masculinity they'll avoid enjoying themselves, even when what they want is right in from of them

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My god the constant horny posting all day every day.

"Peter explain the joke" "Peter, that's just porn"

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Indeed, they must keep up the good work

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you prefer an orderly queue or more of a moshpit scenario for your gangbangs?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

never had a gangbang

but i'd want at least 10 guys (1 for every hole + every hand / 5 waiting) & being manhandled around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago

From the middle out, that does make sense.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had 12 once, it was a lot of fun, but quite disorderly and took days to recover from. 9/10, would recommend

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To each their own, similar numbers I think for me (I was off my face at the time), recovery was maybe a day and a half but it wasn't fun for me

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Aw, damn. I'm sorry to hear that. Stay safe out there, friend <3

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

Oh, I do now, this was nearly 30 years ago ... and I don't regret doing it. Wouldn't have known if it was for me or not if I hadn't tried!

I'll also say stay safe to you, too - regular checkups are worth the effort when you're coming into contact with multiple people

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd think gang bangs would be more common. Guys/tops are mostly all very horny and you only need 1 bottom.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago

At least the trombones aren't rusty.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Did you say you just got your first DP? This is stolen valor.

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

rofl, im the piccolo flute

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