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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 13 hours ago

Isosingular chips.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That didn't work out so great in Voyager.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago

blame neelix for bringing an ALIEN cheese onto the ship.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

do you have a both a pc and cheddar?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

Look at moneybags over here with a PC and cheese. Posh fucking bastard!!

error messages

++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

Mr. Jelly! Mr. Jelly! Error at Address Number 6, Treacle Mine Road.

Melon melon melon

+++Wahhhhhhh! Mine!+++

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

+++Whoops! Here comes the cheese! +++

Hex | Discworld Wiki | Fandom

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

I bet discworld written by Stallman would be the closest thing to Vogon poetry we can get.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I have heard such, especially for a woman computer.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Confirmed; Porthos was the basis for the Main Computer kernel

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Remember when Scotty accidentally transported Admiral Archer's prize beagle somewhere and couldn't get the dog back?

That's the ship computer now.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

But you scold your daughter for wanting chocolate?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Like the collision of matter and antimatter, so too are the arguments of family.

But are you fascinated by it?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 23 hours ago

Is the NCC-1701 computer based on the personality of Porthos?

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's guoda for additional processing power.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

There's always someone in the comments making cheesy puns.

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this where Hex' out of cheese error comes from?

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago

Its to feed its mouse.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Yes. ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

"Working."

*om nom nom*

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 day ago

It's only logical, makes intuitive sense.

[–] homes@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

What a great joke to wake up to on 420!

[–] Doug@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

what a treat!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Nah, Spock was trying to trade his Kadabra to Chekov so that it could evolve into Alakazam

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

The staff pizza party of the future

...as a treat. LOL