Good lord. That dude’s packing a fire hose.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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It's edited. Here's the original: https://x.com/ViggianoMila/status/1757620527852564575
Edited? It looks the same to me
WR5 has special dong-o-vision.
I think it is related to gaydar, but idk.
Everyone focusing on what's in their pants, but I'm the only one who looks into their face. What has the world come to! /s
The original guy doesn't even have a beard.
I was only looking at his package.
No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.
I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD
Nah, just a good old shitpost.
shlickpost
She was only with him for his woollen underpants knitting pattern.
I must admit, I’d really like to get to know the guy
Elephant:
Skinny boys have big "personalities".
I dont get it
Biggus Dickus
He has a wife you know...
I'm sure she has a normal name at least.
Sandra, Sandra Dickus
🍆
But why does dick size matter for sex if you're just gonna use a strapon for pegging anyway?
Easier to see wether he is aroused? Or a handle to hold on to.
Can you control men by using it like a joystick??????
As one of them, I would say in all likelyhood yes (cbt is a thing).
there is another
Is that Tim Allen?
