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Femcel Memes

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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 22 points 4 days ago

Eagerly waiting for number 3 when 54 year old them has no topping skills either lol

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was an episode of Superjail! about this. If I recall correctly, everyone died horrifically.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This is just masturbation with extra steps.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If this is masturbation then that means she is still a virgin.

but at least she'll have skills ☝️

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So is sex if you think about it.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Onan had never seen such bullshit

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It would be the expert.

[–] catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone 49 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I feel like having sex with yourself (your own clone / past self / whatever) must be as unpleasant as hearing a recording of your own voice.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 5 days ago

If it's based on a fake perception of how great one doing vocally (or in bed), then yes, I can see how it may be uncomfortable in the beginning. But it allows one to break said perception and have a direct feedback for once. It's a valuable lesson if one wants to git gud in it.

[–] Tunawithshoes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I disagree, I am hot, she is hot. It is like using a mirror during sex. Sure neither of us are allowed to dirty talk but I mean we both can do without it.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I was fucking myself there would be so much dirty talk...

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[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Im told im pretty okay, but dont believe it. This would be a nice affirming experience, either for how adequate i am at fucking or for my self assessment.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

I made videos for my YouTube channel and I have to listen to myself a lot, it's so weird. It's like "is that what I really sound like?" I guess I'll just keep editing and hopefully other people don't mind my voice.

[–] lexaflexa@sopuli.xyz 40 points 5 days ago

Time traveled just to go fuck yourself

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 days ago (7 children)

How did she get so much taller in the future?

[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago

It’s because of the Chlorophyll in her hair.

[–] fantacyde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Every time I read butts or boobs, but never boots on the first try

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Never mind "is this masturbation", is it pedophilia if you do it with your young teenager self?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, because your future self consents on your own behalf.

[–] AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not a question of consent

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

It's really not a serious question at all...

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If they're a minor, but the older one is 36, so even a 15 year younger version would still be an adult.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The older person in the post appears about 30cm (a full head, or foot) taller than the younger. Even with high heels, the real height difference should be at least 15cm. AFAIK, girls/young women usually have the bulk of their height growth in their younger teens, and they definitely won't be growing 15cm after 21.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Anime logic maybe? I do agree, it makes things trickier, but the way the younger character says "I'm still bitchless?" makes me think they're definitely not a young teen and probably a few years older than the age at which most people lose their virginity. As the Queen of the Femcels, I don't know when that age would be, but a few years older than it would probably be well into adulthood ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, in the second part someone provided, they suggest getting a 51 year old version involved. It's an odd age to specify outside of it being 15 years older than 36, so it's probably the same age gap as for the younger version(21).

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Probably not, but considering the only piece of evidence for the younger one being a minor is the height, I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Is having sex with your clone count as incest?

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Worse. Selfcest or Onecest. Worse in a biological sense. Not tryna kinkshame anyone.

[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Worse in a biological sense.

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

Yeah...

[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Well, one can dream. Since it’s hentai and real futanaris are thing in hentai, it could be possible. We haven’t seen them naked in the meme

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

Incest isn't forbidden for risk of child alone, but also mental and social impacts, iirc.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's basically impossible for humans to reproduce with their clone, so the hangup isn't biological at all. In that case, selfcest is better than incest because there are no relationship and familial dynamics to cause problems. So long as both versions are consenting adults, it's less problematic than incest.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

oh no you don't robert heinlein get back in horny jail

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Robert "service guarantees citizenship" Heinlein?

He got really freaky in some of his time travel books. My parents really should have kept some of their library away from 8 year olds, like the one where everyone is the same character.

Oh yeah, forgot about human biology.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago
[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this collapse the space-time continuum?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The question is not what will it do to the space time continuum, the question is is it worth what will happen.

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