Because I only date freaky girls?

Look on the bright side: you've had multiple data points to draw your conclusion.

Bah that happened to me. My ex did the thing and was all proud of herself. She said "first time I ever did that!" And I was genuinely proud of her, too. Then, it hit me the next day: "hey, wtf!"

and?

seriously, what's the problem?

You have a dick, and as your story, had partners who enjoyed playing with it.

FUCK whoever made up the BS that size is important.

It works, it can give you and your partner orgasm, what else there is?

want a bigger one for funsies? get a penis sleve.

Seriously, no one should care. if a partner makes you feel bad about your size, that is not a partner but a shit human being and should get the boot, imagine going to bed with a woman then laughing at her for some BS like having tits smaller than average? you see how shitty that sounds, I feel bad just writing this hypothetical.

For fucks sake, lesbians can have great sex without any penis involved.

And from personal experience, my smaller than average penis still satisfies partners (enough for them to come back).

Only concern would be if it doesn't work, but that is a medical issue and not a personal failure.

Look on the bright side. Small dicks get sucked, at least that's what I hear from women.

As a large-dicked guy, getting a good bj can actually be a challenge.

At least you're getting your dangalang sucked.

A couple of book recommendations for people worried about this kind of thing.

"Bonk" by Mary Roach. She's a very good science communicator and is also quite funny. There's a lot of good info in here.

"A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships" by Sai Gaddam and Ogi Ogas. This book is not rigorous science, but it is no total junk. It is also informative and entertaining. A tidbit of generalized info: men tend to think about dicks and look at dicks way more than women do.

It's probably because I pick up all of my girlfriends at the glizzy gobbler competitions.

I guess that also explains why they dip it in water first.

She's saying she's deep throating you, but if you don't reach her molars, is it really deep throating?

I assumed this was more a sloppy jab at discovering your partner was more promiscuous than you envisioned rather than size envy. Not that that would be logically consistent either. All in all, meh tier meme.

Bro trust me it’s better to have a dick that fits than one that doesn’t. Not being able to do certain positions with certain women because your dick is too big to be comfortable for her for is frustrating

Edit: I didn’t mean this to come off as cocky (lol). I’m not that big and I’m mostly asexual so what good is it anyway haha. Point is, even having a dick that’s slightly over average can still be annoying, so having a pornstar sized dick is probably much worse; ergo, dick size is overrated.

Huh I guess real life furries would be unlikely to be able to deep throat with the muzzle in the way

girl idk if I could even reach the throat lmao

Silver lining: innie bellybutton is the elusive 4th hole, but only for you.

Unbroken Spaghetti dick, mama mia

Meh, balls still got sloppy

It's a blessing, not a curse