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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah my ex wife made me pretty self conscious about it. Like its all fun and games until she said "ow."

I'm in a new relationship and I havent hit yet, but she knows Im larger. Given how easy I've bottomed out my ex, im a bit worried, because it gonna be soon if we can find an opportunity (takes about an hour to get to her place).

Fallatio has usually resulted in painful jaws and a lack of satisfaction for both parties because of it.

Not to mention toilets. Nothing is quite so uncomfortable.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a woman with a short vaginal tract, we have mostly developed ways to try to avoid the discomfort that sort of helps, usually, if our partners pay attention.

For example, if she always has her hands on your hips or thighs in certain positions that limit your thrusts, don't push past that. That’s protective, not seductive.

But a conversation can clear it all right up before it’s an issue. She might have plenty of length to accommodate yours, or she might like the feeling of hitting her cervix. Many women do. Idk why, but they do.

Just like men are all different sizes, women are too :)

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Depends on how relaxed I am, similar to a deep tissue massage. Hubs has a Goldilocks dick it's juuust big enough to stretch me out if I'm craving it, otherwise like you said I just position myself to not let him that deep. Incidentally, he's the same way.