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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

is self-hosted streaming a thing?

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Ads take up those "30 minutes of ad-free listening"

[–] Taokan@sh.itjust.works 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

In retrospect, it could be hilariously worth it to buy an ad spot and just play that "enjoy 30 minutes of ad free listening" blurb.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Or buy ad space to play a short song.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

You can sue them. If is not specified that must be in a row you CAN sue, or at least you can report them with the competent organization. It's in normal language, not legal language. People using spotify are not lawyers, are normal people. If the thing says "30 minutes free" it do must mean that, no "ooohhh you mean, 30 minutes, like, in row??" bullshit.

Fuck Spotify. Also, I can't hear the music that I want in their free plan, because I choose some song and the platform plays whatever they want. Again, fuck them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You can sue them.

Excited to collect $.26 in damages after six years in court.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

They probably have a forced arbitration clause. Using an arbitrator of their choice, of course.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 1 points 12 hours ago

Yup. And sometime last year they made getting a cracked version of Spotify an incredible pain in the ass and the guy updating the crack stopped supporting it and instead is choosing to focus on YouTube ReVanced.

My library on Spotify is over 6k songs. Been trying to slowly get them downloaded onto my phone.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

There's 30 minutes ad free spread over the duration of your subscription. I thought everybody had figured it out.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

So, over the course of a year I get 30 minutes that aren't ads?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Real radio be like: 30 minutes of music free ads. I literally stopped listening to FM radio because I would drive to another town 45 minutes away and not hear a single fucking song.

[–] gibson@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least real radio doesn't collect your information

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I'm a school bus driver and in the mornings the kids beg me to play music on the radio. So I turn it on, set it to "SCAN" and then I don't hear one fucking actual song the entire rest of the ride. Even the local classical station is somehow just people babbling.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 20 hours ago

Music streaming makes this worse. Radio has become a race to the bottom. If you're listening to radio you probably prefer the bullshit gossip.

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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's supposed to be a comma - "Enjoy 30 minutes of ad, free listening"

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Did they say thirty minutes in a row?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

30 minutes of ad free music. Not all in a row though.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 1 day ago

Dispersed over a 10 year period.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 68 points 1 day ago (22 children)

I’m more bothered by there being ads inserted in podcasts when I’m a paying customer tbh

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 102 points 1 day ago (35 children)

I’ll just keep downloading music thanks.

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