I was so afraid of getting some crazy boomer like this when I bought my new house. Thankfully they all seem lovely thus far 🤞

All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

All the ~~trees~~ tree's ~~leafs~~ leaves ~~falled~~ fell ~~into~~ onto my lawn and ~~know~~ now I need to rake it

That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can't even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.

It's funny I was just talking to my oldest, who said "I never feel more like a middle aged Karen than when I have to call the non emergency police line about something going on" and I said "I don't know how I didn't manage to raise you with a healthy fear of the police. I have called them once only."

I remember what I called them about, too. The police helicopter was circling and circling and the baby (same one who is the woman in the comment above) kept crying because she couldn't sleep, I called 911, asked for the non emergency #, called and asked what the heck was going on, told them if they were chasing someone they had lost them. They put me on hold then came back and said it was training! I told them it had been hours and my kid couldn't sleep. It did end soon after (probably nothing to do with my call) and hopefully at least let them know it was problematic.

How about instead of bitching online and wanting to try to get their neighbor in trouble, Karen grows a pair and goes and has a civil conversation with the neighbor. If they are as friendly as stated, that would be the adult thing to do.

Revving your engine every time you come home is asshole behavior though.

in defense of kansas karen, having a neighbor that smokes weed all the time sucks. that shit reeks ass from a block away.

Should contact the FCC about theír illegal solicitation of being the first neighborhood to get Google fiber?

Fake rage bait 🤷‍♂️

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

Dumb top reply considering all of their complaints are about stuff that is not contained to the neighbors property, except the google fiber thing which is just bizarre.

As soon as you're making other people smell or hear something you're making it their business.

All noise pollution defenders deserve to never hear their own choice of music without someone else's bassline cutting through it.

I hate people who consider trees nothing but problems. Such people should be cut down.

nowing their they’re

This is the first time I've seen a red circle without knowing what it's supposed to be indicating. It centers on the number of shares??

On Halloween they were passing out candy AND ALCOHOL

My sister and her husband pass out cotton candy for the kids and cocktails for the parents on Halloween. They are the favorite house on many people's trick-or-treat route. They've done it for so long that kids that grew up in the area are grown and excited to bring their own children to their house.

I know this is not the point of this but raking (and mowing) lawns needs to stop being a thing. It's bad for the lawn, the plants around, the essential bugs, and bad for the environment. Even aesthetically, it looks bland and stupid.