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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

All the ~~trees~~ tree's ~~leafs~~ leaves ~~falled~~ fell ~~into~~ onto my lawn and ~~know~~ now I need to rake it

That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can't even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Also, "i have to rake it". Do you though? What did the Earth do for the millions of years before we came along with our goddamned rakes? Just a global flood of leaves, I guess.

[–] SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering they're in a neighborhood with a HOA, they might have to rake the leaves or get slapped with a fine. Many HOAs are strict about lawns.

Not saying they're justified in trying to get their neighbors evicted. I'm just playing devil's advocate here.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago