I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.

Neither have I, lady, but you don't hear me holding press conferences about it.

I'm thinking someone should legally accuse her.

Have never been legally accused or convicted SO FAR...!

"No member of my immediate faimily has never been formally accused^1 of the sex crimes my husband has been covering up."

^1 statement does not include civil judgments holding my husband liable for sexual assault

I wonder what she knows that hasn't been made public yet. She's clearly trying to get out in front of something.

We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.

Oddly precise wording. She could have chosen more blanket language and she didnt. She might just as well have held a press conference and admitted she is guilty.

Up until today I’d just assumed without thinking about it that she wasn’t involved in any of the scummier Epstein dealings, but she’s just done a good job of making me question that.

Did all of the competent PR people quit? Or were they fired for not getting the required Mar A Lago face surgery?

I know I've seen lots of pictures of the Trumps with Epstein and Maxwell, and I know I've seen emails between Melania and others indicating that they were at least friends who hung out.

What I haven't seen is evidence that Melania was party to the pedo stuff. I assume she WAS party to it, because her own life story screams "sex trafficked, but at a higher class of trafficking," but i would like to understand KNOWN FACTS about her role in this. Is there a good article somewhere about her part here?

I ask because there is a scenario where her husband is good/close friends with Epstein, and Melania is playing the role of the Important Man's Wife by making insincere, surface friendships with the friends' wives.

Kind of like mob wives might clique up, even if they don't actually like each other or enjoy the company, if that makes sense.

first ESCORT assigned by putin to be specific

She either hates her dipshit husband or is the srcond dumbest pedophile on the planet.

I'll bet this is something the founding fathers never saw coming, a thing 45 previous first ladies have never gone before the country to say.

I've never been legally accused or convicted of speeding at or above 10 mph over the posted speed limit in the state of Kansas

she said convinced, btw, not convicted.

convinced of a crime.

.....So far

First, epstein island to distract from the thing.

Second war to distract from epstein island.

Third we're back to epstein island again.

Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).

Lolz.

WE DRAW THE LINE AT EMBEZZLING FROM CHILDRENS CANCER CHARITIES!

She forgot « yet » at the end there

I've been thinking about this meme the whole day, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.... i shouldn't,. nah I couldn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The paper she was reading from (which I strongly suspect was written by someone else) said "convicted", but she said "convinced".

We need to write a sawng about how we don't diddle kids.

I finally know where I have heard that accent before.

my mind immediately jumps to how bill clinton just said "i did not have sexual relations with that woman", which was obviously a bold-faced like, so.. why whouldn't she just lie??