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[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 257 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing 'Live Laugh Love' piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall

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[–] null@lemmy.org 53 points 4 days ago

I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

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[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 191 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I've just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 96 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

[–] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 82 points 4 days ago
[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 139 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he's gone off the deep end.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 72 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion

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[–] Pman@lemmy.org 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's crazy how war crimes can be premeditated put out publicly and will never be prosecuted.

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[–] grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

he’s crashing out so bad. the worst we’ve ever seen from him!

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[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 72 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 40 points 5 days ago

Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth

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[–] greygore@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 52 points 4 days ago
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 54 points 4 days ago

Jesus, I was sure this was a joke...

America - have a word. Cheers.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This doesn't read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he'd say THAT.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 days ago

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 5 days ago

Oh my fucking god.

He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller'd.

There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Trump near the Strait of Hormuz

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today

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[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago (6 children)

And? I dont want to go to his account

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is what he says on Easter...

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 5 days ago (6 children)

It's scary he doesn't care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

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[–] miniinstance@lemmy.today 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible

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[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

wait this tweet from him is real??

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago (11 children)

I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or Tuesday will be "Just another ultimatum" day.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

"I've delayed the deadline to let the very promising peace talks that are definitely real and not at all made up proceed"

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Deranged pedophile war criminal, President Donald Trump, everyone...

What a time to be living in: Caligula-build speedrun any%

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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Allah just means god. Not the first time he's pretended to praise God.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How much you wanna bet he doesn't know that

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[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"Little Pigs, little pigs: let me in!"

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

" I'll Huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow Bubba."

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