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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Trump near the Strait of Hormuz

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

wait this tweet from him is real??

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's crazy how war crimes can be premeditated put out publicly and will never be prosecuted.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lawyers uncovered a carve out for war crimes done by white people.

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 1 points 13 hours ago

I'd say they found a carve out for crimes done by the rich and powerful is more inclusive of those who avoid prosecution. Diddy can get out in a little over 2 years, OJ got off, all CEOs of major corporations tend to get away with a lot, not just the white guys but former HP ceo and presidential candidate for the US Carly Fiorina, the CEOs of AMD, Nvidia, Google, Microsoft and more are not white guys and you would find it hard not to say what they've done isn't criminal.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Or Tuesday will be "Just another ultimatum" day.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

"I've delayed the deadline to let the very promising peace talks that are definitely real and not at all made up proceed"

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Deranged pedophile war criminal, President Donald Trump, everyone...

What a time to be living in: Caligula-build speedrun any%

[–] xtools@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

time for a Nero move

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 36 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

"You know those what-if stories about the US going full Nazi? Yeah, that happens."

[–] grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

he’s crashing out so bad. the worst we’ve ever seen from him!

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Who is he even talking to? The internet is shut down in Iran.

Screaming incoherently on his own social media

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Orange man convinced MAGA that Russia is our friend, let's get him to get MAGA to "Praise be to Allah".

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[–] greygore@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 day ago
[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Little Pigs, little pigs: let me in!"

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

" I'll Huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow Bubba."

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking of them. 😁🙂

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

sweet, high-five fellow Gen-Xer, if your arthritis allows

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 257 points 1 day ago (8 children)
[–] null@lemmy.org 53 points 1 day ago

I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 190 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I've just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

At this point I fully expect that as a last resort Iran will just try to damage permanently the strait.

[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Suez canal barge 2: Hormuz boogaloo

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

They should build a wall

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I am pretty sure this account is managed by Stephen Miller

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[–] miniinstance@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible

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[–] redsand@infosec.pub 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Maybe he's been crying because the other kids won't play his game his way

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 138 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he's gone off the deep end.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago
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