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I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??
Can’t be because he’s dead.
As much as I hope this is true, with the quality of the medical professionals around him, I fear this moron will be a brain in a jar before we're rid of him.
Or worse, they'll put his dead brain in a jar and put a monitor with ChatGPT beside it and say it's the president now.
How can he be a brain in a jar if he doesn't even have a brain in his skull?
He at least has an amygdala and the center of the spinal core because he must have a heart because we did see him bleed once (not from a bullet, for the record), and he appears to breath involuntarily, unless his amygdala, through the mysteries of cognitive plasticity allows him to breath manually, which would explain why everything seems like a lot of effort for him. He might just be an amygdala floating in syphilitic cerebral fluid.
He claims he has the biggest amygdala. Which explains why he's such a hateful, fearful dumb fuck.
MAGA (My Actually Gigantic Amygdala)
lmao
curious
... ask him if he needs any covfefe?
That would go great with all these hamberders.
Apart from the lack of misspellings, it is a very Trump post. Does this mean that Trump is not dead?