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Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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😇 Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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🏘️ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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🧬 Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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📽️ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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📋 Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
✅ Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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📬 Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 🖐) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 🖐) will be removed.
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🏴☠️ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
Sí, por favor [Spanish/Español]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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🍿 Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
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2 Real 2 Funnious
I live my life a quarter-smile at a time...
I owe you a ten-second laugh
Bullshit IT trick. If they suspect a possible security compromise they'll force this out to everyone. It gets you to change your password without them revealing that they may have been compromised and had data stolen.
Companies like Apple say the password has to have a capital lowercase number and 8+ characters. But leave out that your password can't be something you have used in the last year, can't contain your name, birthday, or email address. Those errors will come up separately. In this case it would say you can't reuse your password. It doesn't say your last password because it wasnt your last password. Some people just don't use the password daily/weekly, so they forget 6 times a year and have to keep resetting it.
Also the number of people forget their passcode because they use face/touch id all all the time is higher than you'd expect apparently. I knew someone who used to complain about it when they did support for them. Essentially people plug their device in every night, use it daily and never turn it off so it always accepts face or touch. Then they leave automatic updates on .. and it restarts for an update and they can't get back into their device because face/touch doesn't work on first boot, it is a subsidiary of the passcode and cannot be set up without the passcode.
Then since they forgot their passcode, they have to wipe everything from the phone to bypass it... But of course they don't know their password so they can't sign back into their account and it is then activation locked because that's how they prevent people from using stolen devices.
Then the extreme cases dude was telling me at that point is they changed their phone number at some point, so they can't reset their password without it, it takes days if not a week to recover the account, all the while their phone is a brick
my favorite is my login for my phone needing me to authenticate i with… the authenticator… on my phone…. which to log into the authenticator…. requires me to verify using the authenticatior…
you call the IT department and i get an AI telling me that all password retrievals are done through the web portal, so it sends the password reset… to my email, accessed by my phone, that needs me to authenticate using the authenticatior…
the real answer it to lie to the AI to talk to a person and ambush them with a password reset and don’t take no for an answer.
i am currently 1 month behind on my required training modules about the importance of network security.
Armis did this to me. I use Bitwarden, I know my password was right.
There's a special category reserved for the devs that design their apps to invalidate passwords, but not give a message saying the password is invalidated and needs to be changed.
In my experiences that is usually the cause. Them invalidating the password sending an email (or sometimes not). cue me trying the old password, failing, changing the password, and getting that message. /tableflip
Came here to say this.
Pretty sure most of the time the password is expired or invalidated, as you said, but whoever vibe coded the system was too lazy, too dumb, or too terrified of being blamed for the frustration of changing a password, that they think it is better to put ALL the frustration on the user.
Whatever the reason, I fucking hate them.
The time and attendance software at my old job would do that. It took me a while to figure out that it wasn't me forgetting the password, the password had just expired. Extremely frustrating.
Government sites do this to me more frequently than any other site. The worst part is that I use a password manager so I know for certain it's the correct password.
Some sites have a character limit they don't tell you about. They accept the password when you make it, but they also chopped off the last 10 characters.
Password is only 8 characters. It's the perfect password!
I only see ********
edit: boo my hilarious joke from 2005 doesn't work
hahaha, you hunter2ing hunter2.
Yes. I tried my best, but failed miserably.
But then again, failing miserably is my best. So in a sense I succeeded as expected.
Task failed successfully
Those devs need to go straight to jail. Do not pass Go.
I've gotten "New password cannot be the same as the four previous passwords". I live too far from a large body of water to watch the sun rise/set over the horizon and ponder my life.
Password1
Password2
Password3
Password4
Password5
Password1
Aaaaaaaand repeat.
Shuddup, you don't know me!
That one is okay-ish. The one that is going to have me getting in the elevator with my samurai sword to go and have a chat with somebody is "Your password cannot contain any sequence of characters from previous passwords," or "password cannot be your old password backwards."
Sure, just admit to me that you're storing passwords in plain text as carefree as you like.
This happened to me yesterday. Turned out that the site had a password length limit on the reset-password-form, but not on the login page.
The worst is when I forget what the requirements for the password were, and that all I did was add a special character to the pw I thought it was. So when I get to the "enter new password" part, and it actually tells me that I need a special character, then I enter my current password and get this message
At least it's not "Invalid, this password is already taken by user SweetyPie1997"
Is he watching the sunset, or did he throw his computer in the water?
Yes?
When that happens I usually just exit the password reset page without entering a new one and then log in again with the old
Incorrect Password
They invalidate it because they got hacked or they fucked up some other way but they don’t want to admit it, so they don’t tell you about it and they act like the user is wrong.
Fuck the cyber idiots and their "change password" requirements.
Current best practice in cybersecurity is to not arbitrarily ask users to change passwords every x days, so any site doing this are following old guidelines.
Yes, because among other things this annoys users into just writing down their password on a Post-It and sticking it to the bottom of their keyboard or monitor ripe for any passerby to take.
I have explained this to various management types repeatedly over the decades and nobody seems to get it.
I've had success directing people to the NIST password policy guidance.
Static password with good 2FA is the way to go.
I ran into some app a while back that required 2fa "text you a code" to log in every time.
If you put in the wrong password, it still sent you the 2fa... Which it would accept for login.
I'm honestly not sure if it ever even checked the password.
I've seen an increase of sites that bypass passwords altogether and rely on 2fa (claude.ai was one I noticed the otherday)
That's... not 2FA anymore. It's reverted to 1FA, now with sprinkles on it.
my bank did this shit to me. I finally tracked down a dev that worked on the software through LinkedIn.
I asked why the fuck does this happen. their response?
When your password expires it will give you a password invalid on login. this is the best way the software can force a password change.
I seriously wanted to hurt the guy, but realized he was just trying to deliver a feature that his boss wouldn't give him the time to fully deliver on.
now, for a moment, just imagine how many other corners were cut when your banking software was written...
God the college I went to had you change your password once a semester, so twice a year. But the password couldn't be the same as any of your last six passwords. What the fuck are you expecting from me?
Append the year and month to the password.
What the fuck are you expecting from me?
PasswordSpring2026!
But also ‘passwords don’t even matter anymore. They don’t keep you safe. Get an MFA’ And yet it has to be changed every 3 months with complicated instructions on characters
There's something about the mouth on this character that reminds me of this ancient GIF: https://tenor.com/view/cereal-funny-laugh-explode-milk-gif-7566949
do you even password manager?