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[–] RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Based on that * looks like he might be adding more songs to that list. πŸ™ƒ

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago

Time to add cbat

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

He was in high school, I’m sure he could be finished in 3 minutes. No need for more songs

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This. That song came out yesterday.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Seriously, I remember doing an audio-focuaed tech demo to some basic PM whose favorite band was Imagine Dragons and at the time wondering how much life was left in my career

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been hearing people rip on Imagine Dragons forever but I had no idea what their music sounded like, so I went and did a deep dive on them a couple of years ago. I was like "wait a minute, I've heard all of these songs -- how is that possible?" Then I realized I've heard them all while grocery shopping late at night.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It all started with that stupid stomp-clap phase they had

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’ve got a product demo presentation to give about this time tomorrow. I’m not sure if our soulless corporate music is any better.

I don’t feel old, but I see this old guy in the mirror.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, hello, me.

I made the mistake of preloading classical music. Nobody but nerds and perverts likes Mozart, apparently.

If you can, just play what you like. Expose them to a tiny bit of reality.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Boy, do I have music for you. But, judging by the timestamp, it's a bit too late.

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[–] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's not like it's 14 years old or something like that!

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm so old, I recognize all the jokes about how shitty Imagine Dragons as the jokes about Nickelback.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'm trying to think of which band was the early '80s equivalent of Nickelback. I'd probably say Journey but today's kids wouldn't believe it since their reputation has improved recently.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

As a fellow old, I gotta say - actually, yeah.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously. I installed Win95 on the family machine on high school, and I felt late to the game.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Why go to the effort of creating a playlist when you only need one song?

[–] friendlycheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sad that I knew what it was before clicking

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I've fucked to Radioactive.

Not great. Pretty sure it wasn't the song tho, but I don't think it helped.

[–] Mistic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Clearly should've used cbat

It reduced like 69 sex points before you even got out of your pants. Sorry.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Fools not realizing the best sex music is and always will be Deftones.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I see you, and raise you the Massive Attack album Mezzanine

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Oh damn I love massive attack, great choice.

Idk if it can beat Cbat

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see your Mezzanine and I raise you Air's Moon Safari.

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[–] blanket@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i keep saying this. that man's voice does things.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Didn't know there was a Chino emoji!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chino does the moaning for you!

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[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, everybody knows you play "Thunder" during sex. Sheesh!

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I don't know what everybody's laughing about, it's not a good song for sex but it's perfectly fine for potential sex.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

doot doodoot doot doodoodoot doot

CBAT - Hudson Mohawke

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are they going to update the playlist?

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The star in the window title suggests that they have already made edits to the file that still need to be saved.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nah that's just MS saying you've changed the file because you've observed it

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Copilot has helpfully added rich text formatting in a proprietary way specifically designed to lock other programs out of ever interacting usefully with the file.

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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only time β€œSex” and β€œImagine Dragons” have ever appeared on the same document together

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You clearly haven’t heard of furries. Those kids imagine dragons doing all sorts of things!

Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

checks own teenaged list and sees Beautiful by HIM and 'that paradise song from Starship Troopers'

Fuck I feel old now.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Deftones is actually goated for sex. Theyre also just really good in general but yeah you get it

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Rahhh, shove it, shove it, shove it!

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

High school? Radioactive from Imagine Dragons? He says it like it was 10 tears ago dude....

Edit: Oh fuck...

[–] hesh@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

New meaning for "banger"

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Thankfully all of mine have disappeared in one way or another, so I am safe from any potential embarrassment.

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