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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

KDE: 500000% size increase and then....

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

You would never have guessed it, but this is my favourite feature :-)

[–] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago

KDE shaky shaky

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

That's why I no longer code in C#.

[–] derry@midwest.social 10 points 6 days ago

Fooled us all. That's a tanning booth.

[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I struggle with my neck and 3 screens. I've gotten really good at doing a bunch of shit at once on one screen so my neck doesn't hurt as much lol

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Windows are too big. The whole point is to have small windows and multiple screens so you don't have to move your eyes around in their sockets in the window you're working which causes eyestrain.

They might have well just have fewer screens and click through windows.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

This is a job for a tiling WM. Imagine doing this on Window$.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

surely just using the terminal?

[–] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 5 days ago

Wiggle thing on MacOS and you'll see it. ✨ Got you covered there.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It would be funny af if there was a way to make the computer think the screen size was infinite (just for the mouse) so you could send your cursor 20 miles away and never find it again.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

That's only funny if it's not YOUR computer 😁

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

Loads fine for me. It's someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (5 children)

And larger...and larger...

[–] zwerg@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Willem@kutsuya.dev 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

wiggle it until it's the size of a monitor, and if you're brave, it'll take over EVERYTHING.

I love it that KDE didn't limit the growing of it :)

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh, it's limited. But you will only discover it if you look at the bug-tracker.

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

They weren't all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

  • Top row was one PC (linux)
  • Middle row was another (linux)
  • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
  • Bottom right was its own (linux)
  • middle two at the bottom was windows.

They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

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[–] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm confused... Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

right-click and see where a menu opens.

[–] crazycaveman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

pastes into putty

am I doing it right?

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